bristleback

a fiesty, mean fat woman who yells at her kids and her husband/boyfriend and it all around pissed off at everything. Think of a mean pig out at gramps farm.

buddy1 "man, that woman across the street is a bitch"
buddy2 "watch out, she's a fiesty bristleback!"

by north_branch September 1, 2006

Bister

Sister or any other female relative or friend.

Sister 1: BISSTAAA
Sister 2: Bister!
Sister 3: BIisSTUhhh.
Friend: I'm a bister, too!

by bISTer June 25, 2010

bistulum

A burp that has travled to the end of your digestive tract and back picking up a strong scent of shit (ass scented beltch).

Her breath was rank with bistulum.

by RAFFO November 2, 2003

Bisto Logflume

A euphemism for gay male sex, for use in sensitive company

"Oh, Gary and Paul were out together all weekend. I think they must have gone to the theme park, they mentioned riding the Bisto Logflume together three times in a row"

"Oh man, next time we ride the Bisto Logflume, you're going in front. Those baby gravy stains will take ages to get out"

by plinkyplonker February 6, 2010

Bistley

North Devon word for dirty

I couldn't eat anything cooked in that bistley kitchen.

Look how bistley your car is since you drove through the mud.

by Molton Mole June 7, 2017

dick bristle

short pubic stubble that scratchs your chin when you give head

OMG jen do you have a rash on your chin...!?!?!?

no girl... I was sucken the d and he had a dick bristle!!!

by boogerjohnson April 30, 2014

Pinky blister

When a guy gets a little to rough on the pussy and she gets a blister

Ah man my pussy hurts I think I have a pinky blister

by Racist rapist January 25, 2018