Kaitlin Bower

• Poacher of Pastries
• Slayer of Fakes
• Destroyer of every soul unfortunate enough to face her on the soccer field

also low key a vampire

Arabidopsis Control: Oh my glucose, is that Kaitlin Bower?! We need to get out of here!

Arabidopsis Variable: *wheeze* I-I can’t do it, son... I don’t know what they’ve been putting in my water but it ain’t easy on the cells. *wheeze*

Arabidopsis Control: No! I can’t leave you behind! I won’t just let my dad die!

Arabidopsis Variable: Just *cough* just go on without me, son. Enjoy the next 3 weeks of your life in peace.

Arabidopsis Control: M-maybe you’ll be ok? She’s only supposed to be weeding today, s-so maybe you’ll just be relocated.

Arabidopsis Variable: Do you remember the last time she tried to weed us?! Did you forget the September massacre?!?! Just face it, son, im a goner...just go...

Arabidopsis Control: b-but maybe-

Arabidopsis Variable: GO!!!

Kaitlin Bower: *snaps*

Half our Arabidopsis: *dies*

by Desbrett November 25, 2018

Sydney Bowers

literally just a quirky bi girl

last night we hung out with Sydney Bowers

by dhahakdbebbewh March 29, 2021

Bower

A nice cold beer one drinks in a hot shower.

Someone: where’s he taking that beer?
Me: Oh Bryan? He’s having a Bower— he does this almost every day

by Naviebleu November 22, 2022

Bowers

A cool confident woman in charge while in public but behind closed doors a wildcat in the bedroom.

Oh hey. Did you hear? Our new boss is such a Bowers

by UndercoverS October 9, 2018

Shyiem Bowers

Shyiem is the realist black nigga in America

It should be used when you are talking about real nigga I like dang that boy Shyiem bowers got them percentage

by BigDBowers November 23, 2021

William Phoenix-Bowers

William (will for short) is an extremely selfish person. Whenever you’re around him he will always judge over people on the way they look or how they aren’t as good as something as him. If you ever meet William phoenix -bowers, stay far away because his largely egotistical, selfish personality is not something most people would want to be face to face with.

“ Hey do you know William Phoenix-Bowers?” “Oh yeah he’s a right ole c*nt!”

by Xavier rocksella February 21, 2024

Gretchen Bowers

The #1 candidate for the Class of 2018 student council. Loves long strolls on the beach and puppies. Especially puppies.

"Who did you vote for in the student council election?" "I voted for Gretchen Bowers, of course."

by gretch.bow May 29, 2016