blandest

your favorite, your razor, your savior, favorite of your favors. someone you keep around to remind you what not to become, or when not to be calm.

" She's my blandest."

by The Girl With the Most Cake August 11, 2009

Brandy

Brandy...where should I start? She’s a beautiful person with the wildest personality. Talking to her is such a crazy experience, because you can’t stop listening to what she says. Everything seems more interesting when she’s around. She’s always very happy and tries her best to smile at all times. She may come off as weird at first but once you get to know her, you start seeing this beautiful creature right before your eyes! Look just a little closer. The tiny mole under her top lip, her deep brown eyes that just warm you up, her messy hair! It’s the most magical thing you could ever see. She has a great sense of style too. Everyone seems to love Brandy because she radiates a sort of positivity and you definitely know that she cares for you. Most people take advantage of that, they hurt her but Brandy still forgives them and loves them. She’s special, she’s amazing and absolutely breathtaking. If you ever meet her, If you ever meet THIS Brandy, love and care for her. No matter how you do, whether it’s just a small friendship or large relationship, remind her that she’s a true beauty, not only on the outside but in her heart too.

“Who’s that?”

“That’s Brandy”
“She looks nice”
“She is! Nicest person you’ll ever meet. Go talk to her, I’m sure you and Brandy would get along!”

by My name starts with an F! September 20, 2019

bandy drinking

Drinking alcohol until one reaches a state of utter bandiness where one cannot usefully function in any way in the physical world.
Often accompanied by bandy dancing where the limbs flail about in an uncoordinated fashion and usually results in excessive use of "pirate talk"

Not to be mixed with bandy candy

Person 1: Let's drink until we get bandy.
Person 2: BANDY DRINKING!
Person 1: YARRRRR! Ye scurvy bagel!

by Katie "the whore" Redmond November 2, 2007

bandy candy

Candy that has been crafted by Satan himself. Candy so disgusting that it makes you want to kill yourself than eat more. Appear to be Smarties on first inspection, but once you bite, you realised your mistake.
Comes in toy Volkswagons sold in Dunnes Stores.

Absolutely should not be used for "bandy candy eating contests" which can result in vomiting, severe injury and occasionally death

1: I bet I can finish off all this bandy candy before you!
2: You're on!

...20mins later...

(on floor)
1: Oh god! What have we done?!
2: I want to die!

by Katie "the whore" Redmond November 2, 2007

Brandyn

The most amazing guy on the entire planet. Hot, loyal, hardworking, and oh so caring! You will never meet a more genuine person. The most hypnotizing eyes! And if you date him hold on for dear life because he is a keeper!

He is perfection. He is Brandyn

by loveforeverandever October 29, 2012

bland bitch

A female or male that does or says something rude or disrespectful in a bland, deflating humorous manner for joking and comedic purposes.

Abby: “You better not be talking to your dumbass gross ass girlfriend”
Emily: “She may be a dumbass but shes smarter then you”
Abby: “Emily Ritchardson you’re a bland bitch”

by Nip nip February 21, 2018

blady hell

It basically means bloody hell but PG13

Your friend “I could have killed him but my gun hit 30”

You “ Blady hell dude”

by Maaaaaaaagggzzzz February 15, 2021