chinese bananas

An Asian-American who has lost their heritage. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.
Also look for: Bruised Bananas

Damn you, bruised banana!

by TheNeonRaindeer February 4, 2003

shittin' bananas

1.) Reference to excrementation / defecation in the form of a mushy mess; the result of a high banana diet.

2.) Euphemism for diarrhea OR constipation. Generally, bowel irregularity.

3.) Literally, shitting out a single banana repeatedly (or multiple bananas) from one's ass following insertion for amusement.

4.) A miserable condition resulting from a witch's curse.

5.) Slang term for the consequence of drinking too much chlorine bleach; causing one's turds to appear yellow like stinky bananas from the bleaching action.
<In attempts to defeat urine analysis>WARNING<Please, kids, never ever try this at home>
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EXAMPLES;

1.) "Little Johnny (the adopted Mormon Circus Chimp) is SHITTIN' BANANAS all over the couch and the carpet. Get rid of him, Joe -- sell him! But try to get your monquisworth."

2.) CUSTOMER: "Excuse me, but I'm SHITTIN BANANAS. Can you help me?"
DRUGGIST: "Yes sir, what you need is blah blah. It'll fix you right up."

3.) "George, I really wish you had NOT shown me your little trick about you
SHITTIN' BANANAS. I'll never be able to think of you in the same way now.

4.) "Ever since Luke kicked over old Lady Johnson's flower's he's been SHITTIN' BANANAS. I think she sicked the demons on him.

5.) "Man, I really needed that job so I drank Clorox to help me pass the piss test and, dude! I'm SHITTIN' BANANAS now! And it ain't f*ckin' funny, dammit!

by Bongo Cholomongo September 20, 2006

Bananas

Members of the Onision cult. Typically "Bananas" range from ages 12- 18 but never reach a maturity level past about age 15. They often can be found hating on anything their leader demands as he uses manipulation of the young minds the "Bananas" have. They also have a good talent at ignoring facts that would otherwise help people decide for themselves. the faith they have in their leader is so strong they will ambush anyone who disagrees or challenges him, as well as his wife who is 10 years younger than him. She is the queen of the cult and have about as much say as leader onision. As onision chooses his "Bananas" to be his wife there if often competition between them. often Onision will grow tired of his wife once she reaches about age 20 he then will marry a banana of his choice. Often the young ones who prove themselves worthy are chosen to be the queen of the Bananas. WARNING: Bananas are very vicious and narcissistic, they will defend their leader at all costs even if it means dying. DO NOT approach bananas as they often stalk anyone who gets near, or disagrees with their view.

Onision didn't like my video now the Bananas are after me.

I liked a picture of a burger and now my friend said I should die, she is one of those Bananas

I should get to marry Onision next i'm the best of all the bananas

My friend posted on Tumblr that she thinks its scary Onision married dated a 16 year old now the bananas are stalking her

by CornFlakes N. Mihul May 6, 2013

Cool Bananas

Another phrase to use as opposed to saying, Everything is fine. Can also be used as confirmation. Can be used as acknowledgement or and expression.

Can we meet at midnight? Reply saying "cool bananas"
When one sees something appealing express "Cool bananas!"

by justbmw August 26, 2006

BanAnnas

Large flaps of brown meat well hidden behind a shrubbery..often smelling of bad cod..

In the north..we tend to keep our BanAnnas in the woods to ward off evil spirits..

by Roewabok February 15, 2018

Bananas In Pajamas

A television show featuring large talking bananas that would run around in their night clothes in public during broad daylight. I used to watch it sometimes when I was around 4 when I got pretty bored. I thought it sucked then, so if I'm any example kids don't even like it. I remember someone trying to swim in a bench on that show.

Bananas
In Pajamas
Are COMing down the stairs!

The Bananas In Pajamas want to kill you.

by Dr. Batido December 25, 2005

Anna Bannana

Anna Bannana is commonly used to describe a male named Anna. The 'Bannana' part is used to let know that this Anna has a Bannana down there. Women do not have Bannanas.

Why, hello, my good male friend, Anna Bannana!

by 683928482 August 1, 2017