sticky bamboo hammock

Similar to a bannanna hammock, except the bannanna is in fact the bamboo, and you can see cum spots through the material of said hammock.

Check out that bloaks sticky bamboo hammock, you can quite litterally see the goo on the bamboo

by sirpenisoftesticleess January 27, 2009

bamboo butt fuck

you take a bamboo tree, hollow it out, sand it up and get everything very smooth. now theres a pregnant lady, 2cnd trimester, your gonna shove the bamboo straight up her vagina hitting and puncturing her butthole thus creating one super hole. now take the bamboo stick, make her body like a butter churn, and churn the butter. now spit shit and piss in the super hole after churning her like butter. also bleed and cry into the super hole for good measure. form a ladle out of her skull bone, take the ladle and scoop the soup that you have made in the superhole ( preheat oven to 350, cover in salt butter and pepper, and cook for roughly 15 minuets). now pour the scalding soup onto ones own body burning ones self to a crisp but using it as a lube as it drips. then finish off into her superhole thus finishing the bamboo butt fuck!

Drew: dude, im being charged with 1st degree murder, i bamboo butt fucke d susan last night....

Blaine: Dude... how was it

Drew: dudee..... the best

by jimmy kerbek October 22, 2010

bamboo dream machine

a really good looking bong or pipe.

I just spent $300 on this bamboo dream machine

by Flump December 1, 2006

peruvian bamboo sticks

a mixture of jenkem and cocaine, often cooked with llama spit and encased in rods of bamboo.

Michael: I'm into hard drugs, like blacktar heroine and Peruvian Bamboo Sticks.

by arielvh September 26, 2010

bamboo man does not erect oneself

The word got its origin from from a chinese quote that meant something along the line of "Dissing others does not help oneself". When I tried to translated it into English literally, it turned out to be something pretty hilarious.

bamboo man does not erect oneself, so stop being a bad boy and make fun of your fellow classmates.

by artanis September 20, 2003

Bamboo Stick

Person who has bamboo stick legs .

Look at Elicia and her bamboo stick legs!

by Lovelle1212 May 29, 2020

bamboo maple

what you tell the cops you thought you were growing

sorry officer, i swear the packet said bamboo maple, i had no idea!

by anon3143 January 2, 2010