A term used to describe a type of woodland fairy related to the tooth fairy, except this specific fairy is almost always made up of thumb sized middle aged men with shiny egg heads and cheerful goatees, dressed in beautiful ballroom dresses and Cinderella slippers with large, butterfly wings. They have chicken feet too, but be not afraid, for harming you would be the last things these fairies would do. These gentil beings use their magnificent wands to cast spells on innocent children who have trouble sleeping, where they often sing lullabies and give lots of kisses on the cheeks.

Bald buzzed around by ears every night, tap dancing with his neon-yellow chicken legs. Ahh, what good times.

Bald by ChildrenFinger July 24, 2024

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Bald

A term used to describe a type of woodland fairy relayed to the tooth fairy, except this specific fairy is almost always made up of thumb sized middle aged men with shiny egg heads and cheerful goatees. They are dressed in beautiful ballroom dresses and Cinderella slippers with large, butterfly wings. They have chicken feet too, but be not afraid, for harming you would be the last thing these fairies do. These gentle beings use their magnificent wand to cast spells on innocent children who have trouble sleeping, where they often sing lullabies and gives lits if kisses on the cheeks.

Bald buzzed around by ears every night, tap dancing with his neon yellow chicken legs. Ahh, what good times.

Bald by CoolChickensRule June 9, 2024

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Bald

Your hair fled your scalp to escape the smell of your shit for brains.

Hym "Bwahahahahaha! AHA! Bald! Baaaaaaaaaald!"

Bald by Hym Iam December 30, 2024

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