Holy Bajesus!

An expression (phrase) indicating extreme shock or surprise.

"Holy bajesus! That guy's spleen just exploded!"


"Boo!"
"Holy bajesus, you scared the fuck out of me!"

by iggybalooloo February 17, 2009

bajiggity

Out of sorts, Confused, flustered, upset

I told Jane she smelled and she got all Bajiggity.

by Rob Q April 6, 2005

Baja Bandits

In early January of 2011 two men (age 12-47) entered a Taco Bell in Endicott, New York. These criminals ordered small drinks. instead of filling their cups with this delicious drink they filled Gatorade bottles. They then promptly left the Taco Bell and ran around town to their safehouse.

*67 Taco bells have been robbed of all their Baja
*56 Deaths have resulted from these robberies
*The last Taco Bell that was hit was in southern Missouri

Bandits: Hello can i please have a small dri.. EVERYONE ON THE GROUND

Workers: Who are you?????

Bandits: We are THE Baja Bandits

by Not a baja bandit;) March 14, 2011

Bajongled

When you get absolutely and epicly destroyed

Hey 30 days to live but Hovercrafts. Silent Bajongled.

by BRUH-BURGER.MP4 December 5, 2019

Bajongler

The opposite of Santa. He comes into your house through the front door, knocks everyone out with a crowbar, takes your presents and burns down your house.

I dont have presents because the bajongler came by last night.

by BRUH-BURGER.MP4 December 6, 2019

Baja Blast

To end an otherwise hot shower with a thorough rinse using only cold water

"Wow, you look so energized and alert after your shower."
"Nothing like a Baja Blast to get you going in the morning."

by VocabernetSauvignon July 19, 2020

Bajskanon

A way of shooting poo in Swedish

Now I'm going to use my Bajskanon on you.

by Kälip Lläk October 9, 2020