punch a baby in the dick

To be so angry you will do something irrational.

"I am so pissed I could punch a baby in the dick!"

by Chris Marks August 31, 2006

Baby Carrot Dick

A term for the penis of a red-headed male.

Matt is for sure rocking a baby carrot dick.

by Moosedog5 April 14, 2022

Baby dick

The correct usage of the term “baby dick” is not the literal sense. It is a metaphorical term. It should be used as a substitute for the mundane “sucks”. That which is baby dick, is any undesirable situation or material thing.

Ah man, cash bar at my cousin’s wedding. That shit’s baby dick. This snowder you bought is 90% drywall. Super baby dick.

by Jackson Deepwood August 14, 2021

Baby Dick

A firearm, usually to refer to a pistol. Preferably a glock

I got that baby dick on me nigga

by countchokcula July 27, 2022

big dick baby hands

When some one has tiny hands but monster penis.my hand stack up to equal length of his flaccid penis it took 3 of my hands stacked on top each other to equal his length

Damn he has has big dick baby hands his dick was so huge it made my hands look baby sized

by Big dick baby hands June 18, 2023

On Baby Dick

Used as a phrase similar “on my mom” but with more seriousness. Mixes on baby with dick.

On baby dick bro I didn’t chief ur poppers gooning

by YvngBoySway October 16, 2025

baby dick

A term used to call a short elf guy with a small dick.

Ian:Aj has a baby dick.

Patience:word.

by sweatydickballs January 28, 2023