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Brobuscus

A very edgy kid in high school who usually has greasy hair, wears the same clothes (unwashed), picks his nose in class, watches anime (sometimes in class), and smells like shit.
Juul: That kid smells like shit! Who is that?
Suorin: Thats Brobuscus hes the one that threatened to shoot up the school!
by Zach Zale January 10, 2019
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Barack Brobama

Barack Brobama - (proper) noun

Your good friend.
Specifically your black (or mixed black x white) friend.
Does not have to be, or have the desire to be, President of anything but is required to be highly intelligent and educated to, or close to, Doctorate level, though this does not necessarily have to be Law or Politics related.

Barack Brobama is capable of befriending those who would be typically seen as hostile and/or aggressive (e.g Russians), has a reasonable proficiency at managing funds and assets and, among other things, is generally concerned about the well-being of his bros.
Also, may be responsible for the assassination of Brosama Bin Laden.
And is Bromander in Chief of the United Bro's Armed Forces (UBAF).

See also:
Broseph Stalin, Broseph Goebbels, Abroham Lincoln, Brosama bin Laden
Abroham Lincoln: "Four score and seven.." -
Broseph Stalin: Shut up you twat.
Broseph Goebbels: Hey look, Barack Brobama's here. What's up dawg?
Barack Brobama: The usual, y'know; pulling troops out of Iraq, healthcare reforms... -
Stalin: Assassinating dictators
Brobama: -...Assassinating dictators. Nothing special really, you?
Goebbels: Stalin and I were just reminiscing about the Battle of Stalingrad and Communism, Abroham was about to start is speech... Again.
Brobama: Did I miss the speech?
Goebbels: Stalin wouldn't let him start.
Brobama: Praise be to Allah.
Stalin: ...What?
Brobama: Nothing... Nothing.
Goebbels: Okay then. Speaking of "assassinating dictators", what ever happened to Brosama bin Laden, I haven't seen him for a while...
Brosama bin Laden: I'm right here you fucking idiots
*Everybody cheers*
by rzhhhh November 22, 2011
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Brobligation

A combination of the words "bro," and "obligation," used in such a manner to mean that it is a "bro's obligation."
Come on man, Jerry just got dumped. You know it's our brobligation to make him forget this night by giving him excessive amounts of alcohol, and/or taking him to the strip club!
by Orphan Stomper September 9, 2010
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brobargo

An embargo of speech or contact placed upon a bro who has become severely whipped by his female counterpart in which the bro will be completely deprived of any and all bro interaction in hopes of making him find an appropriate equilibrium between his b and his bros.
Kyle is under a brobargo due to his diminished time with the bros because of that Jordan girl
by broindesperation January 10, 2009
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brobro

When your best friend is more than just a bro he is a brobro.
Yo what's up brobro?
by Lebron Entourage July 19, 2009
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Brobonic Plague

Occurs when an illness spreads amongst a group of bros. Usually occurs after a brodeo, brobeque, broadtrip and/or brodown
Bro 1: Hey bro, good thing we didn't go to that brodeo on the weekend.

Bro 2: Ya bro, I heard the Brobonic Plague hit those guys hard.
by Jesus Mary and Broseph November 19, 2009
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Brobag

Alternate: Bro Bag. Noun. Male Ho Bag. May been seen in the wild wearing deep-V-neck t-shirts, garishly flashy sneakers, oddly creative facial hair, and possibly some sort of jewelry one would normally associate with a pawn shop window. Spouts opinions that can often be summed up as "dude things are better than girl things". Tends to be blissfully unaware that almost every person around him is smarter than he is.
"Man, why all them Brobags gotta be up in my business?"
"This YouTube video is obviously a Brobag magnet, look at all the skeezy comments."
"Check out the pack of Brobags up ahead, I think we'd better cross the street."
by dbdefenestrate August 12, 2016
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