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Joshua Bassett

by imafurry321 December 22, 2019
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bassoon

probably the best instrument ever.
not a dying duck, but a cool thing.
very hard to play.
must be good at blowing and moving fingers fast.
also you loose breath fast and it's very expensive.
makes people jealous.
"whoa you're good at this"
"I play bassoon"
"ohh that's why!"
by coolbabboon February 15, 2009
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bass

A misunderstood and underestimated instrument. Some retards with no musical sense think that a bass player is a lesser form than a guitar player but they don't realise that in many songs, a guitar would sound very shitty without the bass. Same goes for the guitar, a bass sounds... boring without a guitar. The two go hand in hand, whether added synthetically or actually played. I am a bassist and I have never layed hands on a guitar, they just don't interest me. So alot of bassists aren't failed guitarist. I chose to be a bassist because I love the sound and have an appreciation for its importance.
by Evil Bella January 7, 2004
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chuck bass

The man you love to hate and hate to love. He has a good heart and hides it well.
by ceepee33 May 16, 2015
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Bass Daddy

That guy on drum line that kicks ass and tells all the other basses how shit goes. also has hella swag
hey that dude is a total bass daddy.
by yusuke1994 September 7, 2011
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Bassschmerzen

When the music is so good or bad that you have to use German words to try to describe the feelings you get!
Of course with German words come multiple completely different {interpretations...

1. The music is so good, it gives you really good feelings.
2. The music is so good, it reminded you of the sad reality of human life.
3. The music is good.
4. The subwoofer is so bad, the bass makes you want to throw up!
5. The subwoofer is so bad, your music sounds terrible.
Tom: Hey Mike, play my tune!
Mike: Okay Tom, I will play that "auf meinem neuen 20 Euro" Subwoofer!
*music starts playing on Mikes "new 22.46 USD" subwoofer.
Tom: Mike, Dein Subwoofer ist SCHEISSE! Ich habe Bassschmerzen!
Mike: It was "ja auch nur ein Schnäppchen"!
Tom: Okay Mike, I will try the same song on "meiner Anlage"!
*music starts playing on Toms stereo system.
Tom: There, now it sounds good!
Mike: Alexa, play Despacito!
*everyone gets Bassschmerzen.
Tom: I hate you, Mike!
by Ziz1243 March 11, 2019
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Dick bass

A twangy, slappy style of bass guitar playing, that resembles the sound of a man's erect penis plucking the strings of the bass guitar.
The song "Fly Away" by Lenny Kravitz has a prominent dick bass player.
by Vykkdraygo September 1, 2009
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