Asperger’s Sydrome is a neurological disorder that affects mostly males. It is on the autism spectrum, but is considered a much milder case of it. Asperger’s or AS for short, is a rarer disorder on the spectrum and comes with its many gifts but also many curses.
Aspies, or people with AS, often have the intellect and language ability of a normal person, something that differentiates them from the more severe cases of autism. They have great visual and auditory processing skills and have an extensive vocabulary. This intelligence makes many people with AS go into and graduate in the STEM program.
The biggest downside of having AS is a lack of social abilities. Aspies tend to not understand nonliteral language, such as irony and sarcasm. Many Aspies also avoid making eye contact and have trouble starting small conversations. Aspies can obsess over small things and when those things are brought up in a conversation, they will talk about them for long periods of time. People with AS also have issues with making new friends and will often stay and talk with the people they trust the most.
People with AS are often stereotyped as weird or nerdy and that makes them a target for harassment and bullying. Normal people also often confuse people with AS with people further down the autism spectrum.
Asperger’s is a very misunderstood disorder. The people with Asperger’s are great people if you get to know them, which unfortunately is hard for them to know you.
Aspies, or people with AS, often have the intellect and language ability of a normal person, something that differentiates them from the more severe cases of autism. They have great visual and auditory processing skills and have an extensive vocabulary. This intelligence makes many people with AS go into and graduate in the STEM program.
The biggest downside of having AS is a lack of social abilities. Aspies tend to not understand nonliteral language, such as irony and sarcasm. Many Aspies also avoid making eye contact and have trouble starting small conversations. Aspies can obsess over small things and when those things are brought up in a conversation, they will talk about them for long periods of time. People with AS also have issues with making new friends and will often stay and talk with the people they trust the most.
People with AS are often stereotyped as weird or nerdy and that makes them a target for harassment and bullying. Normal people also often confuse people with AS with people further down the autism spectrum.
Asperger’s is a very misunderstood disorder. The people with Asperger’s are great people if you get to know them, which unfortunately is hard for them to know you.
Person 1: Billy is very socially awkward isn’t he. You think he has autism?
Person 2: No, his grades are better than mine.
Person 1: Might be Asperger’s Syndrome then.
Person 2: You’re probably right.
Person 2: No, his grades are better than mine.
Person 1: Might be Asperger’s Syndrome then.
Person 2: You’re probably right.
by FrootyTootyBootyHole February 7, 2018
Get the Asperger’s Syndrome mug.by legendarymojito November 17, 2010
Get the Asperfation mug.Related Words
awper
• aspergers
• Alperen
• Alper
• Asperger Syndrome
• ampersand
• aper
• Aperture
• Appernated
• aiperi
Please note that this may include spoilers for the games Portal and/or Portal 2.
Aperture Science is a scientific research company founded by Cave Johnson. It was once called "Aperture Fixtures" but then named "Aperture Science Innovators" to make the shower company more hygienic. The company was actually focused more on science. Long story short, In 1998, the robot, GLaDOS, was turned on during the holiday, "Bring your daughter to work day". Unfortunately, GLaDOS became self-aware and filled the Enrichment Centre with neurotoxin, killing the scientists. Aperture Science was closed and turned into testing area, run by GLaDOS.
Aperture Science is a scientific research company founded by Cave Johnson. It was once called "Aperture Fixtures" but then named "Aperture Science Innovators" to make the shower company more hygienic. The company was actually focused more on science. Long story short, In 1998, the robot, GLaDOS, was turned on during the holiday, "Bring your daughter to work day". Unfortunately, GLaDOS became self-aware and filled the Enrichment Centre with neurotoxin, killing the scientists. Aperture Science was closed and turned into testing area, run by GLaDOS.
Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us-- except the ones who are dead.
by Tactfulcore December 13, 2013
Get the Aperture Science mug.French / Italian for Parent-Ass. When you have the misfortune of hearing your parents get a piece of ass.
MARVIN (on the telephone): Hey, Brian, I need to come over ASAP.
BRIAN: Okay, but, why don't I come over there; your house is way cooler.
MARVIN: No, dude, Asperante! They're REALLY loud -- can't you hear them?
BRIAN: Oh, gross! You're right, I can! But, won't they be done real soon?
MARVIN: Hell no! The last time I was grounded, and I couldn't leave, and I timed them, and it was 1 hour and 47 minutes!
BRIAN: Alright, alright. Come over now dude. Sorry about the Asperante.
MARVIN RUNS OUT THE DOOR SO FAST, HE LEAVES THE DOOR AND SCREEN DOOR OPEN. THE DOG AND CAT SOON FIND OUT AND START ROAMING THE NEIGHBORHOOD. THE CAT KILLS A BIRD AT MRS. HENDRIX BIRD FEEDER, AND THE DOG EATS TWO TODDLERS' ICE CREAM CONES. WHEN MARVIN GETS HOME, HE WILL BE GROUNDED. HE WILL EXPERIENCE THE NEXT ASPERANTE WITH ZERO RELIEF!
BRIAN: Okay, but, why don't I come over there; your house is way cooler.
MARVIN: No, dude, Asperante! They're REALLY loud -- can't you hear them?
BRIAN: Oh, gross! You're right, I can! But, won't they be done real soon?
MARVIN: Hell no! The last time I was grounded, and I couldn't leave, and I timed them, and it was 1 hour and 47 minutes!
BRIAN: Alright, alright. Come over now dude. Sorry about the Asperante.
MARVIN RUNS OUT THE DOOR SO FAST, HE LEAVES THE DOOR AND SCREEN DOOR OPEN. THE DOG AND CAT SOON FIND OUT AND START ROAMING THE NEIGHBORHOOD. THE CAT KILLS A BIRD AT MRS. HENDRIX BIRD FEEDER, AND THE DOG EATS TWO TODDLERS' ICE CREAM CONES. WHEN MARVIN GETS HOME, HE WILL BE GROUNDED. HE WILL EXPERIENCE THE NEXT ASPERANTE WITH ZERO RELIEF!
by Mike Bozdog June 24, 2006
Get the Asperante mug.by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 11, 2007
Get the atpersand mug.A term that can be used to describe yourself if you have Aspergers Syndrome. People with Autism say that they are Autistic, therefore, people with Aspergers can say that they are Aspergic.
Person X: Why are you being anti-social?
Person Y: I'm not being anti-social, I'm just ignoring you. And anyway, I'm Aspergic, what's your excuse for being anti-social?
Person Y: I'm not being anti-social, I'm just ignoring you. And anyway, I'm Aspergic, what's your excuse for being anti-social?
by AspergicForums February 4, 2010
Get the Aspergic mug.n. 1.) a college educated middle class white man whose inability to relate to other human beings has persuaded him that extremist libertarian or paleoconservative political views are superior to all other positions
2.) a political movement characterized by a psychological inability to either feel empathy for one's fellow man or interact with people in ordinary settings. This disorder often manifests itself in a hatred of modern society.
3.) someone who thinks all children should be home-schooled, all roads should be operated by private companies, and all laws ought to optional and enforced by private judges.
2.) a political movement characterized by a psychological inability to either feel empathy for one's fellow man or interact with people in ordinary settings. This disorder often manifests itself in a hatred of modern society.
3.) someone who thinks all children should be home-schooled, all roads should be operated by private companies, and all laws ought to optional and enforced by private judges.
He's an aspergertarian.
by Herls January 22, 2011
Get the aspergertarian mug.