AwkCon

prounounced: ah-con

1. Shortened form of "awkward coversation".
2. When you have to have a conversation with someone on an awkward subject.

Sam: Steve keeps checking me out at work, and he's totally skeezy. I think I have to talk to him about it.
Amy: Good luck with that AwkCon.

by Marty Poeri Hart June 30, 2011

Awko Taco

A sex position where one person is folded around the other who is sideways.

"Woah man, me and this hot girl did some nasty Awko Taco last night!"

by Theweinermaster November 24, 2021

awkword

an awkward word. any word that makes you feel uneasy

'punani'..ewww thats an awkword

by Gwen dude hey January 8, 2011

awkmot

awkmot is someone who never cares for his child
everyday in the secrer evil basement making evil butterflies to destroy paris
only cares about bringing his wife Emilie back to life

omg that guy is an awkmot he is such an idiot

by thersonwhocreatedthis September 1, 2021

Awkmusing

1) A situation so awkward that one can't help but find it funny.
2) A person that is awkward to the amusement of others.

George Costanza and Cosmo Kramer are both awkmusing characters.

John got drunk at the office party and made a total asshat out of himself, much to the awkmusement of his coworkers.

by warpdarchn August 13, 2010

Awksome

Something that is awesome and awkward at the same time.

Dude, see that girl? She's so awksome..I want to be her best friend.

by awkawkawkawkawkawkawk October 16, 2010

awkcock

1. n. Awkwardly shaped male appendage

2. adj. So awkward that your cock falls off.

1. "That girl jess, the hermaphrodite, has such an awkcock that I fartrinkled all over her."

2. "This situation is awkcock"

by jbaby^2 September 26, 2011