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awkward antlers

this means nothing. some idiot prep made this up after hearing about the awkward turtle.
by guernica January 17, 2008
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Comment Awards

Where Cowbelly steals memes and puts them on YouTube.
Carl* makes funny meme

Cowbelly* runs to Carl"s house and murders him he then proceeds back to his apartment in club penguin and posts it on his YouTube channel called Comment Awards
by LOLdoggamer April 4, 2018
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p' awkward

To be pudgy and awkward. Popularized by the comedian Mike Birbiglia
I’m pudgy cause I eat- I’m pudgy cause I’m fat.
I eat a lot pizza then I stuff it in your hat.
I’m also awkward too. I’ll make fun of your zoo.
I think that it’s genetic cause my brother’s awkward too.
This is why this is why this is why I’m p' awkward.
by Conbus71 February 16, 2008
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Grammy Awards

Originally a respected award from its inception until the 80s, it's now a night of music industry masturbation. 90% of the awards are given based on how well an album sold rather than an artist's critical and artistic recognition. Mainstream, generic, and record label-designed songs and bands sweep the awards while more talented and deserving artists are either ignored completely or, should they get the nomination, left hanging in the wind while a commercially successful artist accepts an award s/he knew would be theirs as soon as their name was called.

Despite this, the jazz, classical, gospel/soul, and folk categories are still respected and the winning artists are held at a high esteem. These genres are less commercially popular than pop, rock, country, hip-hop, and r&b and as such artists are actually awarded based on merit and talent rather than record sales.

The night is self-contradicting in that there is always a speech about the importance of music education and the need for new artists, despite the same artists winning every time they're nominated and performances being lip synced and incredibly dull, with very few exceptions.
"I don't know what this means. I don't think it means anything... There's too many bands and you've heard it all before.... Thanks, I guess." - Eddie Vedder, 1996

"I think the Grammy Awards are nothing more than some gigantic promotional machine for the music industry. They cater to a low intellect and they feed the masses. They don't honor the arts or the artist for what he created. It's the music business celebrating itself. That's basically what it's all about." Maynard James Keenan, 2002

Despite 'My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy' being one of the highest rated album of all time, it was not nominated for Album of the Year in 2012.

Jazz and soul artists aren't awarded and don't perform on air because the needs of bland Katy Perry fans are more important than those genre's comparative handful of fans.

The only good Grammy Award performances in recent memory were Adele (2012), Dave Matthews Band (2010), and the Elton John/Lady Gaga duet (2008).
by Matt..... March 31, 2012
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awkward humping starfish

Similar to the entire "awkward turtle family" but where you place one or two hands on someone else's person, and bend your fingers at your major knuckle (ones that attack your hand) and then flatten your hand. Repeat the process, and your hand will make a humping motion. Best for someone's shoulder or head.
by Mirado January 20, 2009
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Awkward Cooter

-Awkward moment

-Much more awkward than the "Awkward Turtle"

-Should only be used for the most awkward of times.
"Awkward Cooter"

-Getting hit on by the same sex. (Only if not gay)

-Three people are standing in a room, already an awkward moment, than you are asked to go to the baby pool? (Life Guard drama)

-Just put your two thumbs together and than your two pointer fingers together and you have the infamous Awkward Cooter.
by chillwill123 March 26, 2009
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Awkward Seminar

Of or pertaining to a phenomenon that often occurs in the minds of mentally challenged individuals that causes them to fabricate meaningless terms (usually sexual in nature.) These non existent terms have no meaning and are often inserted in casual conversation by the challenged individual in an attempt to fit into uncomfortable social situations where they often have little or no intelligence to contribute.
I work with a guy who needs to get on medication for his Awkward Seminar, he always says the most meaningless stuff and nobody knows what he is talking about.
by Rack 33 September 20, 2009
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