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Cowbelly* runs to Carl"s house and murders him he then proceeds back to his apartment in club penguin and posts it on his YouTube channel called Comment Awards
Cowbelly* runs to Carl"s house and murders him he then proceeds back to his apartment in club penguin and posts it on his YouTube channel called Comment Awards
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I’m pudgy cause I eat- I’m pudgy cause I’m fat.
I eat a lot pizza then I stuff it in your hat.
I’m also awkward too. I’ll make fun of your zoo.
I think that it’s genetic cause my brother’s awkward too.
This is why this is why this is why I’m p' awkward.
I eat a lot pizza then I stuff it in your hat.
I’m also awkward too. I’ll make fun of your zoo.
I think that it’s genetic cause my brother’s awkward too.
This is why this is why this is why I’m p' awkward.
by Conbus71 February 16, 2008
Get the p' awkward mug.Originally a respected award from its inception until the 80s, it's now a night of music industry masturbation. 90% of the awards are given based on how well an album sold rather than an artist's critical and artistic recognition. Mainstream, generic, and record label-designed songs and bands sweep the awards while more talented and deserving artists are either ignored completely or, should they get the nomination, left hanging in the wind while a commercially successful artist accepts an award s/he knew would be theirs as soon as their name was called.
Despite this, the jazz, classical, gospel/soul, and folk categories are still respected and the winning artists are held at a high esteem. These genres are less commercially popular than pop, rock, country, hip-hop, and r&b and as such artists are actually awarded based on merit and talent rather than record sales.
The night is self-contradicting in that there is always a speech about the importance of music education and the need for new artists, despite the same artists winning every time they're nominated and performances being lip synced and incredibly dull, with very few exceptions.
Despite this, the jazz, classical, gospel/soul, and folk categories are still respected and the winning artists are held at a high esteem. These genres are less commercially popular than pop, rock, country, hip-hop, and r&b and as such artists are actually awarded based on merit and talent rather than record sales.
The night is self-contradicting in that there is always a speech about the importance of music education and the need for new artists, despite the same artists winning every time they're nominated and performances being lip synced and incredibly dull, with very few exceptions.
"I don't know what this means. I don't think it means anything... There's too many bands and you've heard it all before.... Thanks, I guess." - Eddie Vedder, 1996
"I think the Grammy Awards are nothing more than some gigantic promotional machine for the music industry. They cater to a low intellect and they feed the masses. They don't honor the arts or the artist for what he created. It's the music business celebrating itself. That's basically what it's all about." Maynard James Keenan, 2002
Despite 'My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy' being one of the highest rated album of all time, it was not nominated for Album of the Year in 2012.
Jazz and soul artists aren't awarded and don't perform on air because the needs of bland Katy Perry fans are more important than those genre's comparative handful of fans.
The only good Grammy Award performances in recent memory were Adele (2012), Dave Matthews Band (2010), and the Elton John/Lady Gaga duet (2008).
"I think the Grammy Awards are nothing more than some gigantic promotional machine for the music industry. They cater to a low intellect and they feed the masses. They don't honor the arts or the artist for what he created. It's the music business celebrating itself. That's basically what it's all about." Maynard James Keenan, 2002
Despite 'My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy' being one of the highest rated album of all time, it was not nominated for Album of the Year in 2012.
Jazz and soul artists aren't awarded and don't perform on air because the needs of bland Katy Perry fans are more important than those genre's comparative handful of fans.
The only good Grammy Award performances in recent memory were Adele (2012), Dave Matthews Band (2010), and the Elton John/Lady Gaga duet (2008).
by Matt..... March 31, 2012
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by Mirado January 20, 2009
Get the awkward humping starfish mug.-Awkward moment
-Much more awkward than the "Awkward Turtle"
-Should only be used for the most awkward of times.
-Much more awkward than the "Awkward Turtle"
-Should only be used for the most awkward of times.
"Awkward Cooter"
-Getting hit on by the same sex. (Only if not gay)
-Three people are standing in a room, already an awkward moment, than you are asked to go to the baby pool? (Life Guard drama)
-Just put your two thumbs together and than your two pointer fingers together and you have the infamous Awkward Cooter.
-Getting hit on by the same sex. (Only if not gay)
-Three people are standing in a room, already an awkward moment, than you are asked to go to the baby pool? (Life Guard drama)
-Just put your two thumbs together and than your two pointer fingers together and you have the infamous Awkward Cooter.
by chillwill123 March 26, 2009
Get the Awkward Cooter mug.Of or pertaining to a phenomenon that often occurs in the minds of mentally challenged individuals that causes them to fabricate meaningless terms (usually sexual in nature.) These non existent terms have no meaning and are often inserted in casual conversation by the challenged individual in an attempt to fit into uncomfortable social situations where they often have little or no intelligence to contribute.
I work with a guy who needs to get on medication for his Awkward Seminar, he always says the most meaningless stuff and nobody knows what he is talking about.
by Rack 33 September 20, 2009
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