Afghan Two-Step

The continuous walking of legs after the head or torso has been severed from the body.

That towelhead did the Afghan two-step after receiving an M406 round to the torso.

by MaddawgUSMC18 January 23, 2010

afghanistan

"the graveyard of empires"
Genghis Khan, Alexander the Great, the UK, the USSR & the Taliban/al-Qaeda all failed to conquer the notoriously rough mountainous terrain and all those empires crumbled as a result.

"may the gods save us from the tooth of the tiger, the venom of the cobra & the vengeance of the Afghan" --- Alexander the Great, King of Asia

if that crew comes in my hood, ima go Afghanistan on them

by MadMaxAveli October 26, 2017

Afghan

The baddest people on the planet, will go to war with any of the other countries and they'll probably win. They've got the finest women in the world, the afghan men can kick all of your asses, they all carry AK 47's so don't fuck with them. AFG WILL TAKE OVER THE NEXT CENTURY SO WATCH OUT!!!

White people: You Afghan's got tremendous dicks...but I don't believe it.

by Blaal July 11, 2004

Afghan Pullout

(N) - During the act of coitus, when a man and a woman are having unprotected sex, the process by which the woman is convinced the man has pulled out through physical and verbal confirmation but he has actually still ejaculated inside the vagina.

Fuck I'm pregnant again, bastard did the Afghan Pullout, I knew he was shady.

by rubbular June 23, 2011

Afghan Hipster

A person from the Afghan Descent who is interested of being a hipster. He loves smoking weed, riding his bike, hates blacks who act like Asian people, but loves blacks. He loves growing out his facial hair and peope think he is smart, cool, talented, and most funniest person ever, though some take is jokes really offending.

Dude look at this Afghan Hipster with his chants cracking those mad jokes and drawing in a piece of paper.

by Afghanhipster1993 March 24, 2011

Afghani Blowtorch

A middle-eastern twist on the Brazilian fart fetish craze. An Afghani Blowtorch is when you hold a lighter in front of ones anus and have them pass gas in your face, putting you in flames.

Guy #1: Dude, what happened to your face?
Guy #2: You know that middle-eastern hooker Kajahl?
Guy #1: Yeah.
Guy #2: She said she wanted to try something new, so she gave me an Afghani Blowtorch! Now my face is just a huge scar from the burns.
Guy #1: KINKY!
Guy #2: I KNOW, RIGHT?!

by jewsuschrist August 18, 2008

Afghanistan

Afghanistan is an extremely poor Central Asian nation that is being ruled by an American-funded puppet government. After years of corruption under the Islamic Fundamentalist Taliban, the nation is now ruled by a weak, ineffective government that is fueled by propganda supplied by US conservatives. However, this central government has no power outside of Kabul and warlords rule this nation's countryside in a fedual style system.

Afghanistan is in a state of anarchy outside of Kabul.

by Eye In The Sky February 25, 2007