Mexican Avalanche

This takes place when you are enjoying felatio from your lover on the 2nd story or higher in a building. You pull out at money time, and fire a frozen rope of dick snot into her face, temporarily blinding her. At this time, your partner would be further incapacitated, so you could utilize this opportunity to smash a taco in her face, either hard or soft shell. (soft shell is suggested for long term relationships, hard shell for one-nighters). At that time, you inform her you'll walk her to the bathroom to clean up, at which point you throw her down the stairs and yell "Avalanche Amigos!!!"

Beatrice was being a bit of a pain in the butt yesterday, so after we came home from the bar and taco bell, I gave her a Mexican Avalanche. She should be back at work by next Thursday.

by Bunk-Bed Woody September 19, 2009

Alvalentine

A rare name that nobody give a shit about, with a cool glasses all the time.

Alvalentine: Hey look i have a glass!

You: Do i care?

by Alvalentine February 17, 2022

chunky avalanche

When you defecate on a woman's chest and then jizz on her face. When she gets up, both substances will begin falling down, creating the image of an avalanche, but with some chunky bits.

George W. Bush: Hey pop! I totally just gave Hillary a chunky avalanche!
Bush Sr.: Good work boy! It'll take her at least 4 showers to get THAT off!

by Shmelvinwaka October 28, 2009

Avalon

what a hoe. Think of the two whitest girls you know shoved into the body of ms motherfucking piggy. This is that la bitch that says "whats the tea shistars sksksksksksksksks periodT!" can't go one fucking day without her starbucks and fit tea and pretends she has huge boobs when shes just motherfucking ugly. What an attention whore. Her voice fuckinh fluctuates too

Avalon keeps telling me that she wants a boob reduction at 15 even though you know she wears no bra to show off her tits.

by AHAHBRO June 29, 2019

Avalon

a stupid ass hoe

“did you know that avalon girl”
“yah whatta dumbass”

by litlitlitgirl November 2, 2019

Toyota Avalon

Toyota's full size sedan. With the ability to have everything imaginable loaded on it, it is by far the best ride out there. Drives like a dream floating above the asphalt.

I drive a Toyota Avalon and it's the best.

by Kitty of the new millinium August 21, 2008

Avalanche

The ability to flood city streets with crack/cocaine.

I can make it avalanche n I ain't talkin chevy trucks-jeezy

by Bigfacez July 19, 2010