Avoid the Mall Day

On the day after Thanksgiving (a.k.a. Black Friday) all shopping areas are total chaos. Rather than fighting insane crowds to save a few dollars, the smart people stay home and avoid the malls on that Friday.

I hate holiday shopping crowds, so I honor Avoid the Mall Day and do my shopping on-line.

by Charles_U_Farley November 27, 2010

Work avoidance technician

Some who works harder to avoid work than the task it self

Look at this work avoidance technician over here, he's working harder hiding from the foreman than doing the job.

by Uncow March 23, 2011

mr. avocado man

A guy that get too much bob and vagene

Oh look at him he is a real mr. avocado man

by 69Daddypimp69 November 26, 2017

Avogadro

Crazy scientist who came up with "Avogadro's Constant", a number that clumps a specific number of atoms into a mole, which can be used to figure out the exact weight of an atom of any element. On the periodic table, the element's atomic mass is in grams per mole. There are 6.02 X 10^23 atoms in one mole.

"Crap man, thats some serious scientific crap!"

by Jordon December 11, 2003

Agnostic Avowal

"We cannot know with certainty if God or Christ exist. They could. Then again there could be a giant reptilian bird in charge of everything. Can we be certain there isn't? No, so it's pointless to talk about."

"I just started following the Agnostic Avowal."

by Radio-Active Vanilla Drink November 18, 2011

avokiddo

An unusually small-sized avocado.

In order to make my famous guacamole, you can use 3 regular sized avocados or 6 avokiddos.

by BanditBall July 4, 2017

Avocado Hopping

The act of visiting multiple establishments within a single outing in an effort to find the most ripe of Avocados.

"I've gotta go avocado hopping before the kick-back tomorrow- need to be sure we get ourselves some ripe avocados."

by shred wards September 2, 2018