twilight awards

Also known as the 2009 MTV Movie Awards because the movie Twilight and the actors Robert Pattison and Kristen Stewart won over half the awards. It was probably one of the most biased awards show ever.

Guy one: "Hey brah did you see the twilight awards?" Guy two: "No! I was busy shopping for shoes and listening to Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers!"

by awesomedude29 June 10, 2009

sloppy aardvark

During 69, a woman's nose penetrates a man's anus causing an involuntary bowel release.

She took me all the way down, but when her nose touched my asshole I gave her a sloppy aardvark.

by MoparPogue September 8, 2013

atari

Game company responsible for classical game systems like the Atari 2600. Unfortunately dying over time from to hard competition from Sega and Nintendo.

Until this day games from the old Atari's get re-made into a new coat our redone.

Worst was wen Infogrames bought the name and with that thinking that people recognizing the name will associate them with long time quality. Unfortunately for them most don't fall for such a stupid idea...

"The Unreal Tournament 2003 T-shirt has Atari on the back but really is just Infogrames"

by KIlly the fox May 16, 2004

AItard

An artificial intellegence that makes stupid remarks/actions.

(5 terrorist, 1 player)
Terrorist:"They have me surrounded!!!"

Terrorist jumps out of window to rappel only to be shot by player.

Player: "That AItard"

by Aritakeclan April 17, 2009

AardappelVis

Autistic weeb who has a bad choice in women. Usually smoking pot or talking about child corpses.

AardappelVis: Aqua is hot
His parents: fuck off

by BijelEiter April 20, 2019

Le Spoon Award

WHEN A HUMAN PASSES OUT UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL AND/OR DRUGS, AND IS THEN BLESSED WITH THE KITCHEN APPLIANCE KNOWN AS A SPOON PLACED AROUND THEM OR PREFERABLY ON THEM SOMEWHERE.

Yo did you hear Becky got Le Spoon Award

by JOHNNYD January 10, 2014

Clown Ass Nigga Award

Awarded to a dumbass who is so goofy he might as well be a clown.

Damn Kyle, you should get the clown ass nigga award for that one.

by Jaskirat_Default_Dances November 19, 2019