asssexual

It's all about the ass, gender don't matter

Guy 1: Yo look at that ass
Guy 2: tf? ur gay?
Guy 1: No man, I'm asssexual.
Guy 2: that would still make you gay.
Guy 1: I care about his god damn ass not his gender!

by r8gju7ky9mjjhgh November 9, 2022

Asster Taste

Asster taste is an after taste which tastes like ass.

Dude, don’t ever get the chicken parm from Barney’s. Their marinara has this nasty asster taste.

by asster taste February 11, 2023

Asster

A more formal way to say ass eater.

You can tell Tim is an asster. His breath smelled today!

by C_dog_69 September 17, 2025

SoCal Asster Blaster

A SoCal (Southern California) Asster Blaster is a response to be used when buying strange combinations of items at a grocery or convenience store (I.E. A cucumber, cat food, and antifreeze)

"What are you gonna use all this for"
"Haven't you ever heard of a SoCal Asster Blaster"

by The Flying Mastadon January 13, 2018

stingy-assted

Old school slang term for tight fisted, miserly cheapskate.

My Uncle Scrooge is so stingy-assted he gave me his used underwear for Christmas.

by Wordsmith310 May 29, 2023