An article published, be it online or in traditional print media, that is so useless that the only fair thing to do with it is to print it out and wipe your ass with it..
by DAYUC January 1, 2020
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2) someone who is only comfortable or determined of fucking someone in the ass (not literally)
2) someone who is only comfortable or determined of fucking someone in the ass (not literally)
by ok bolomer June 3, 2021
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1) Similar to a dingleberry, a woven mass of ass hair and toilet paper that forms a sturdy bridge across your anus, left and right, causing a nagging piercing pain when a turd tries to break past it.
2) A particularly loathsome, insufferable, nasty person who seems to live for the sole purpose of causing needless pain to all others with whom they come into contact.
2) A particularly loathsome, insufferable, nasty person who seems to live for the sole purpose of causing needless pain to all others with whom they come into contact.
If you know what’s good for you, you’ll avoid Bob completely, as he is a legendary asstangle to everyone.
by Arby Juggo January 20, 2023
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You sank my boat, lost $10,000 at the casino, and cheated on me with my Siamese twin sister. Good God you're such an asspickle!
by Moody Loner with Handgun May 7, 2023
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