assjacket

When you tie a hoody around your waist

Gawd look at that assjacket. This assjacket sure keeps my ass padded and warm.

by bgock August 1, 2008

asspacker

Homosexual male. Some synonyms are gaylord, fudgepacker, bum pirate, ... basically a super gay dude who has anal sex with another cakeboy.

Jeff, you are such an old 'effin asspacker.

Barry, why are you and Jeff such flaming asspackers? Stop having man on man sex together everyday!

by FraserFras May 20, 2005

Asskrackistan

Where Osama Bin Laden supposedely is hiding and where our troops are needlessly sent to. George Bush's other failed attempt to rule the world

Man, I just got my orders Im being sent to Asskrackistan?!!?

by 13damian September 23, 2005

asscracking

An regular asswhomping only supersides

You going to get such an asscracking

by David Jacinto November 17, 2003

assjack

Assjack. Noun. The semen that dribbles out of an ass after anal sex has been completed.

Adjective. Similar to jackass.

The woman used a douche to clean the assjack out of her colon.

by John Diss August 9, 2006

asscrack of texas

the area of deep south texas sandwiched between the real world and mexico.

If you live in the rio grande valley, you live in the asscrack of Texas.

by -dash- November 14, 2006

Assjacker

A heterosexual male who likes to give it to his girl in her 'other' hole down there.

Hey Suzie, my man Tyrone is a grade-A assjacker; he was working my brown hole all night.

by Anonymous July 3, 2003