Asspine

1) A seven-letter word used in Scrabble. 2) An insult used to describe those that seem to have a pine up their ass. See also: Fuckernickel.

Origin: Pine was used in a game of Scrabble, and a player only had the letters A, S, and S.

That man is acting like such an asspine.

You stole my cream soda, you asspine!

by Kevin February 24, 2005

Half-assing

(v.) Saying you will do something, but backing out when the time comes.

Person 1: "When Stephanie comes, you have to eat her out"
Person 2: "Aight"

*Stephanie comes*

Person 1: "Here she is, go eat her out"
Person 2: "No"
Person 1: "Why're you half-assing this?!"

by Who_Dat_Boi August 13, 2017

Half Assing

The act of someone digging in their ass while they are half asleep.

Girl, I was in bed with my man last night and he started half assing.

by Big Scoop July 29, 2016

assring

A ring given for a wedding present.

Hey hun, I bot u an assring for ur wedding?

by Poison October 18, 2004

Assing

Assing shall henceforth be when one hot chick (such as myself) grabs another hot chick (such as yourself) and while hot girl 1 sticks her tongue between hot girl 2’s lips, she reaches through her legs to grab hot girl 2’s ass while her forearm is pressing against her clit

I'm gonna be assing you.

by Mazes March 8, 2016

assting

Texting with that ass

I caught my girlfriend assting me

by babiesonfire August 17, 2016

Assfinger

Finger you scratch your arsehole with

Smell my assfinger

by Rachel Barbour March 20, 2017