Asspiration

Noun: A combination of the words "ass" and "perspiration". Sweaty butt syndrome.

"Can I take a shower dude? that long drive and my leather seats left me with a mad case of asspiration."

by Saint Rosa August 1, 2008

Aspergistan

A magical place. Aspergistan refers to the state of being so unbelievably stoned on cannabis that one cannot function socially and thus must retreat to a comfortable space, which is then designated as “Aspergistan”

Chad: Yooooooo that bong hit took me all the way to Aspergistan!

by weenschnitz August 24, 2021

Assertained

Someone who was delayed because they were busy sitting on the toilet.

He could not answer the phone because he was temporarily assertained.

by Tranquillity Base February 8, 2022

asperegoose

A funny guy who makes content on youtube. His content is made for an audience of people with brains and his content is comedy themed. He usually uploads everyday with a mostly contestant upload schedule.

Subscribe to Asperegoose.

by Dramataron April 21, 2022

Asperger's Syndrome

A mild form of autism, that only a selected special few of the population have. The biggest assets of this disorder are often characterized as the biggest curses.

Aspies have a hard time making friends in a world, mainly becuase their high IQ's, literal imagination, and superior adherence to company and school rules and respect for authority.

Tragically since Aspies are essentially just a more moral and intelligent version of NT's their social abnormalities make them "geeky" and "nerdy" and their non-understanding of social cues make them seem like assholes.

Living in a neurotypical world with NT's the majority of who would rather remain ignorant and alienating then seek to understand AS does not help, nor does it help to claim that you have AS to excuse your idiotic and asshole behaviour.

Asperger Syndrome is not the problem in our world. Ignorance is!

Jason has Asperger's Syndrome. He may be frank and honest, dress differently than others and obsess about horses and motorcycles, avoid eye contact and appear alone. He is secretlly a genius, who will discover a cure for cancer and create a new language by the year 2037

by Asperger's, disorder, September 30, 2011

Asperger's Syndrome

A terrible, debilitating social and psychological disorder. Symptoms tend to include high intelligence, saying what you mean, being straightforward and realizing that the majority of social interactions are bullshit. Contrary to popular belief, the disorder does not inhibit ability to have feelings or cause an inability to empathize or have friends. There is no cure for Asperger's syndrome, and sufferers are burdened by having to put up with people's patronizing small talk for their whole lives. People with Asperger's are actually the normal ones, it's just that most people are melodramatic morons who insist on overthinking everything and pretending that they're being subtle.

Neurotypical person 1:how are you feeling today?
Neurotypical person 2: Fine (trying to indicate that they feel like shit).
Asperger's Syndrome "sufferer": Fine (indicating that they feel fine WHICH IS WHY THEY FUCKING SAID FINE)

by Anonopoly May 27, 2015

assjerk

jerk1 ( P ) Pronunciation (ass-jûrk)
v. assjerked, assjerk·ing, assjerks
v. tr.

1. The fast and furious movement of the bowles.
2. The conjoining of asshole and jerk indicating very poor behavior.
3. I was driving along the road when I got assjerked but some crap driver.
4. Those guys are such a group of assjerks.

"That lame PKer is such an assjerk!"

by Dacarlo September 2, 2005