Assment

A great statistical evaluation, primarily akin to the southern border, sometimes prevalent in the Eastern coast, a term used with the conjunction of being an asshole.

"Aw, Earl, look at him, he done made a numerical assment."

by Bakb0ne October 14, 2009

assmatic

bad, suxs, wack, originated in sayin some 1s freestyle waz wack,

1:i got the cranberry nd the pineapple ill bust ur face like a pineapple

2: assmatic son

by 5P K1NG December 31, 2008

assmeats

Assmeats encompases the region common to the ass. This term is used most in regards to members of the ape family, due to their distended and swollen posteriors.

The Chimpanzee's swollen and distended assmeats shocked the crowd at the zoo.

by The Bastard February 19, 2004

Assmaster

Two Possible Meanings
1. Either the ability to get ass from all women, therefore becoming master of the ass, can be applied as a form of admiration or possibly an insult (usually both).

2. Or a term for one who is skilled in the buttsex, may be applied to homosexuals.

1. "The Assmaster is out again"

2. "Yeah Steve is a real Assmaster isn't he?"

by Edward Franklin January 1, 2004

assmatic

bad at something, wack,

u assmatic at dis game son
dat freestyle was assmatic

by 5P 50ULJA January 1, 2009

assman

a person that gets all the ass

tyler keibler is the true assman at kiski

by ashketchum1 January 29, 2009

pole smoking assmaster

see detlef

he's proud to be a pole smoking assmaster

by discordian January 7, 2004