Asslete

To have game on a professional level.

M-Dawg: Look at that monster on his arm, she's a dime.
G-Money: Dawg, Game perfected. He's a str8 Asslete!

by Tha shiz March 18, 2004

Assless Chap

A friend of yours who has no measurable ass, thickness, or slap-hams

My man Kevin doesn't even has a sliver of ass, he's an assless chap!

by Soviet_Samuelson August 4, 2019

Assley

Another name for Ashley Rosa

Brah, dey no call her Assley foa nottin'.

by KS March 29, 2005

assletic

when a girl has a surprising big butt and is still athletic.

that athletic girls butt is huge. she is assletic

by Mike alonso March 8, 2017

Asslete

A gay male athlete

That asslete really enjoys showering with the team

by Savage3 July 2, 2008

Asclepius worship

A religion that is the revival of the worship of the Greeko-Roman god Asclepius.
He is the son of Apollo and the daughter of Coronis daughter of a king of Thessaly. He is a god of healing and was at first a mortal man. He become such a great healer he could bring the dead back to life. He was killed by Zeus because it interfered with the natural order. But he rose to heaven and now acts as a healer from there.
His worshipers pray to him for health and healing, and his priests practace faith healing.

They also offer free clinics and medical care. They also distribute contraceptives to teens.

He's into Asclepius worship.

by Judge dredd7 August 6, 2011

Assless House

Set in Tralee, this delightful film is based on true events. The protagonists are 3 morally uptight Afghans. They are innocently watching Tv when the sex crazed Gardai police raid the apartment they share. The Gardai planted bomb apperal in the aptartment for leverage on the heroes. When faced with such tyranny, the three Afghans decided to submit themselves to the Gardai's will as the peace loving Muslims don't want to be deported. What ufolds next is a film of sexual debauchery involvling sodmisation, midgets, anal insertions and ,inexplicably, a fully grown panda. After this cumfest ends the 3 ,now limp, Muslims leave with a new respect for the law.....and gay sex.

Garda: You will respect my authority....in Assless House

Mohammed: I WILL IF YOU GET THIS PANDA AWAY FROM MY ASS!!!!!

by Ishmael Sugrue March 6, 2008