assdorito

A true fucking retard. Generally used when someone is doing something stupid, but not stupid enough to illicit harsher language.

Steve: Hey check out that girl, I'm gonna go take her purse
John: Don't be an assdorito

by Klevo April 20, 2008

Assmonkeydoodlecake

Someone who looks like a monkey and likes to eat doodlecakes while being raped up the butt.

"You assmonkeydoodlecake!"

by Yashiwa Utadaka June 30, 2008

assfong

an ass tool which has gay references

you're an assfong \:D/

by Plaatjie_uK June 25, 2008

Assboned

Being fucked up the ass by a large boner... i.e. assboned.

"Ouch...."
"Hey man, what happened?"
"They made us do a bunch of glute exercises at practice....I feel like I just got assboned."

by Loban17 February 5, 2010

assonomics

A bitch shaking that ass and you throwing that cash at it.

I was doing assonomics with this girl last night at the strip club.

by ORIGINATEDGENIO April 20, 2017

ashdon cook

gay ass bitch who looks like fat albert reborn

ashdon cook likes dick.

by nonjoefnjofnjofanj December 5, 2021

assponge

Sponge on a stick used to clean the butt.

bring me the assponge leroy!

by jedy November 17, 2005