Casey Anthony Abortion

The act of committing a post birth termination of your infant or small child. The act is best performed by enticing the child into trying out your new chloroform perfume followed by a trunk ride to the park (no car seat needed). Killing the child in a way that can not be determined by advanced medical science and dumping the body in a burlap sack in a wooded area near your home and getting away with it.

Sluts who carry out this type of abortion are nearly always looking at it as a means to get more dick. Without a child the dick to face ratio increases over 91% thus allowing the slut to achieve her ultimate goal of triple penetration.

Amigo 1: I thought that Snookie had a kid.

Amigo 2: Not any more that bitch gave her kid the Casey Anthony Abortion.

Amigo 3: Well, that sounds like a job for the 3 Amigos.

by gbv.3.0 July 7, 2011

retroactive abortion

a legal medical procedure for the taking of ones life regardless of their age.

Joe is such a loser and disliked by so many people that he is the perfect candidate for a retroactive abortion.

by tellitizaman September 10, 2010

Adult Abortion

Procedure to remove someone from the face of the earth that is over the age of 18 that you know is unwanted, unproductive, a drain to natural resources or otherwise known as someone that you are pretty sure should not have been here in the first place.

She's such a useless crack head, somebody should really do an Adult Abortion on her.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

cookie abortion

-verb
distruction of dough before it has a chance to develop

-make me some cookies
-cant, I already committed cookie abortion. sorry.

by stvncmupwths November 14, 2010

Abortion Clinic

When someone always swallows after BJ's.

Ex: Man, Heather is such an abortion clinic.

by Lmaothatsgaybro October 13, 2018

cuban abortion

whan a women jumps off a stair case because she does not have enough money to get a regular abortion.

Girl "im pregnant"
guy"its ok we can do a cuban abortion ."

by tckeller50 November 29, 2017

Meathook abortion

Something that was done in a sloppy, messy, or crude fashion. Usually in reference to jury rigged repairs.

I knew I should have gotten a professional to do this. Joe did an absolute meathook abortion of a wiring job.

by RangerOfTheOrder September 28, 2018