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asstastrophe

combining the words “ass” and “catastrophe”, it’s a term for an excessively large, messy, and odorous bowel movement
“Damn! I just had an asstastrophe in the bathroom, you might want to spray some Febreze in there
by tl77 November 26, 2010
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asstistic

'ass-TIST-ik'. Noun. A statistic that is 'pulled out of one's ass', or made to sound valid but is actually made up.
'asstistical' and 'asstistically' are the adjective and adverbial forms respectively.
Bob: I read about some college did a study that found when monkeys were given marijuana they learned to solve puzzles faster than the ones that weren't.
Fred: What college was that - Asstistic University?
by oolong August 19, 2006
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ass tastic

When a girl named steely enjoy many a nights of anal butt pleasures
Damn that gurl steely is ass tastic!
by damb112 December 17, 2008
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Assnostic

The religious belief which holds that all asses, butts, booty, and junk trunks of all shapes, colors, and sizes are equally sexually attractive. Strict assnostics will worship butts no matter what their age or condition, although many assnostics practice their religion on only a limited scale (e.g. they worship asses of any color, as long as they are young and small, etc.)
Joe: "Do you want to talk to the girl with the flat ass, the one with the large ass, or the one with the freckled ass in the bikini."

Paul: "Yes, because I am a strict Assnostic."
by The Assnosticator April 2, 2011
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Assstickectomy

The surgical procedure of getting the big stick removed from someones ass either forcibly or voluntarily. The result should be to return humor and fun to said person with the affliction.
Bill needs an assstickectomy, he just bitches and moans too much.
by 69t June 22, 2009
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asstastrophy

Explosive,uncontrollable diarrhea erupting at a very inconvenient time and/or place.
I was shopping and almost had an asstastrophy!
by Thigh crapper June 8, 2016
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Asstatastic

An activity that you need to do but u don’t want to do it because it sucks ass or it’s boring.
For example this oil change is so asstatastic I don’t want to do it
by D4ve3 December 1, 2022
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