combining the words “ass” and “catastrophe”, it’s a term for an excessively large, messy, and odorous bowel movement
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Get the asstastrophe mug.'ass-TIST-ik'. Noun. A statistic that is 'pulled out of one's ass', or made to sound valid but is actually made up.
'asstistical' and 'asstistically' are the adjective and adverbial forms respectively.
'asstistical' and 'asstistically' are the adjective and adverbial forms respectively.
Bob: I read about some college did a study that found when monkeys were given marijuana they learned to solve puzzles faster than the ones that weren't.
Fred: What college was that - Asstistic University?
Fred: What college was that - Asstistic University?
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Get the ass tastic mug.The religious belief which holds that all asses, butts, booty, and junk trunks of all shapes, colors, and sizes are equally sexually attractive. Strict assnostics will worship butts no matter what their age or condition, although many assnostics practice their religion on only a limited scale (e.g. they worship asses of any color, as long as they are young and small, etc.)
Joe: "Do you want to talk to the girl with the flat ass, the one with the large ass, or the one with the freckled ass in the bikini."
Paul: "Yes, because I am a strict Assnostic."
Paul: "Yes, because I am a strict Assnostic."
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Get the Assnostic mug.The surgical procedure of getting the big stick removed from someones ass either forcibly or voluntarily. The result should be to return humor and fun to said person with the affliction.
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