Depreciating Asset

A prominent butt that in twenty years will be only a shadow of its former glory

Mike: Hey that girl has a fine ass.......
Steve: Yea, but wait a few years and it will be a totally Depreciating Asset.....

by hokie89 October 15, 2011

Asslete

To have game on a professional level.

M-Dawg: Look at that monster on his arm, she's a dime.
G-Money: Dawg, Game perfected. He's a str8 Asslete!

by Tha shiz March 18, 2004

citigroup asset management

A place I long to be. The people are great & everyone is nice.

"I love my job".
"Oh you must mean Citigroup Asset Management"

by yo yo mon bitoch March 31, 2005

assletic

when a girl has a surprising big butt and is still athletic.

that athletic girls butt is huge. she is assletic

by Mike alonso March 8, 2017

Russian Asset

The favored toys of Vladimir Putin.

See: Tucker Carlson, Donald Trump, FOX News, GOP

Lydia: Don Jr. is SUCH a Russian Asset!
Angie: Like father, like son.

by ThatGuyWhoWatchesVideos April 16, 2022

Asslete

A gay male athlete

That asslete really enjoys showering with the team

by Savage3 July 2, 2008

assleticism

adj. - the combination of watching sport and admiring the physique of those in competition. Anatomy that would be particularly observed would be that of the chest, buttocks, and crotch of particularly attractive athletes.

Most figure skating spectators come for the assleticism of tight costumes and crotch grab lifts

by Math Major February 16, 2010