Assjack

Jack-ass done better. Basically, someone who gets on your nerves so much, it's like a car jack being used on your anus.

"You're such a freakin' assjack." Obviously.

by Robert Akins July 25, 2004

asscracker

A white person who spends too much time around blacks and thus speaks Ebonics.

white guy 1 "yo maaan whachew doin?"
white guy 2 "I am not doing anything you Asscracker"

by shanesmokey October 26, 2005

assjacket

This is the act of wiping your sweaty, quivering, pink cornhole with a chef's jacket you are about to return to a kitchen you're no longer employed at. Best if used in a spiteful manner.

"That cocksucker who fired me is wearing the ASSJACKET...I can still see corn on the sleeve."

by Jetskilz February 15, 2009

asskickery

1) The ancient art of ass kicking.

2) Any unbelievable feat considered by many to be outrageous.

3) An unfair time at which none of your attempts to thwart the opposition will work.

4) The act of scoring multiple kills without opposition.

1) Wow. That asskickery was simply astounding.

2) Chris just punched a hole into that boulder! Such elegant asskickery!

3) This asskickery sucks! He should have died! That was at least 7 headshots! Screw BXR!

4) No one can stop my asskickery! I am God!

by FruitJuice August 28, 2009

Assjack

a person that so offends every bodily sense, this person often acts like a buffoon and cannot commit to the social norm. this person is therefore sensually offense, dim witted, physically unfit and is desired by only the most munterish of woman and must have a form of disability that inhibits their motor skills by making their hands constantly click and this kind of person usually has a fat waste of oxygen family.

me: hey assjack

assjack: derpa herpa clickity click

friend: u dumb

assjack: that dont say dumb thats dum B

friend: *punch in face*

by DrToeFingers November 21, 2011

assjack

The backwards form of the favorite word jackass, originating from the show Everybody Loves Raymond.

That dude is such an assjack!

by MSN April 20, 2006

Assfucker

someone who fucks doggie style

by Cemore Butts October 13, 2003