assfoonery

Buffonery to the tenth power. Real stupid acts or situations.

"I've experienced nothing but assfoonery babysitting those fucking kids."
"I can't work with Tom and put up with his assfoonery"

by VP December 27, 2007

Asscookie

An English spin on German slang (Arschkeks)

1. Someone or something that is a pain in the ass.

"Dude! Why you gotta be such a damn asscookie!?!"

by Katy H. M. October 17, 2008

asstoo

An asstoo is a tattoo that someone gets on their rear end. It is much like a tramp stamp but on the ass.

"That girl just bent over and I saw her asstoo, it was a tattoo of a butt crack."

by hannahhairplane February 9, 2010

Assboned

Being fucked up the ass by a large boner... i.e. assboned.

"Ouch...."
"Hey man, what happened?"
"They made us do a bunch of glute exercises at practice....I feel like I just got assboned."

by Loban17 February 5, 2010

asshood

The period in one's life in which one developes into a full blown asshole.

I can tell you had a really shitty asshood, asshole.

by 3mane September 30, 2017

Assblowing

When one person spreads a person ass cheeks and blows their hot stanky breath into ones pucker little hole.

Frank: Yo me and my girl tried assblowing last night she came on the spot.

Fernando: Nice man, you’re on your way to becoming a professional ass blower.

by Nguy69 August 20, 2020

Ashboogie4

Ashboogie4 is the best girl you could ever meet. "She looks just like a dream, the prettiest girl I've ever seen." She is the kind of girl you fall in love with at first sight (I should know because I did). She will never stop making you smile. She has the best personality and is very caring and sweet. She will steal your heart and run away it with. She will make you the happiest you have ever been in years and make you feel so so so loved. Her eyes are a beautiful brown color and when you look into them you will get lost in them. Her dimples are the cutest thing since slice bread. Get yourself an Ashboogie4 and fall in love with her this instant. She may have a lot of followers on Instagram but that's okay because you know she belongs to you and only you. EVERYONE GET YOURSELF AN ASHBOOGIE4 RIGHT NOW.

Girl 1: Omg did u see Ashboogie4 on insta.
Girl 2: Yes yes I did.
Girl 1: Ashboogie4 is so fine. *Drooling face*

by deeznuts4 November 13, 2021