ass clown

like a rodeo clown, catches the viewers attention in order to annoy the living shit out of them, while wearing an ass hat.
Because of your ass clown tatics, i must ban you. - holpar
by Robja September 23, 2006
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ass clown

A person who's either funny by making fun of other people and being an ass, or a person who's not funny but still considered an ass at the same time.
Kid 1: haha that kid's hilarious
Kid 2: haha yeah, but he's such an ass clown.
by MJ89 May 21, 2005
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ass clown

1. A biblical fundamentalist or bible literalist who believes in talking snakes and philosophizing donkeys.
2. One who really isn't a 'god' or who isn't an official spokesperson for 'god', but plays one online.

My Chimp is obviously an ass clown.
by The Vampire LOGOS September 28, 2005
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[ass clown]

1. A complete retard who has a blatant disregard to how horible he treats his friends and thinks he's all that when he's truly not.

2. Someone who actually talks to his own ass in public.

3. George W. Bush
There is a guy in class who acts like he's cool, but in reality is an ass clown.

Many people are disgusted with someone acting as an ass clown.

Who would ever though that this ass clown would be our next president?
by Nyama October 09, 2008
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ass clown

(ás kloun) n.:

One of foolish (or more often than not, homosexual) behavior who cannot appropriately be described by the word "clown" nor the word "ass".

Thus "Ass-Clown".
'White brother' offers 'White brother no. 2' a hot-cake:

"Get off me you fucking ass clown!!!"
by zoldrin February 26, 2004
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ass clown

somebody who while wiping there ass breaks the toliet paper and gets shit all over their fingers. after eating mexican refried beans.
john greenstein
by mike strauber February 06, 2004
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Ass-clown

A worthless piece of shit who is enormously incompetent and yet also a gigantic fucking prick. His lack of talent would be laughable, had he not achieved a level of authority or fame that makes him dangerous. He attempts to hide his inabilities by being a complete dick to others. His bubble of self-importance prevents him from seeing that everyone hates him with a holy passion.
Commonly found among politicians, CEOs, self-righteous celebrities, and North Korean dictators.

“Our executive management team sure are a bunch of ass-clowns! I hope the ass-clowns on our board of directors fire every fucking one of those ass-clowns. ‘Hello? North Korea calling. Kim Jong-un wants his entourage back.’ Did I mention what extraordinary ass-clowns they are?”
by Johnny Mc April 05, 2014
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