askhole

An asshole who claims to ask for your advice while really just looking for validation to do what they wanted to do anyway. Usually, the thing that they originally wanted to do is quite idiotic, but they will get pissed off if you advise them against it.

Friend: So I know Tyler cheated on me with seven girls, two dudes, and a dog, but he told me he misses me and wants to get back together. What do you think I should do?
Me: I think you should tell him to go fuck himself. He’s just going to do it again.
Friend: You can’t tell me what to do! I love him, and I’m going to say yes!
Me: Do what you want, but don’t pretend you’re asking for advice when you really just want me to justify your stupid decisions. Don’t be an askhole.

by TheArbiter9001 June 4, 2018

Askhole

(n) someone who asks many stupid, pointless, or obnoxious questions.

¨That boy John is such and askhole¨
¨Yeah, he asks the most retarded questions¨

by ghost.exe September 30, 2018

Askhole

A person who continually asks for (and expects) help from others without offering anything in return. Typically on social media.

That Jemma is such an Askhole, have you seen what she’s posted on Facebook today?

by The Urban Pirate August 16, 2019

AskHole

Noun.
"Someone who asks a question, but does the exact opposite of your answer"

He/She's an askhole

by PalmarSiamang53 February 16, 2022

Askhole

Someone who takes advice, but never uses it.

Guy1: "Yeah I told Brian to vote for Trump and he's voting for Hillary."

Guy2: "What an Askhole."

by MeinKamphyChair October 6, 2016

Askhole

A conspiracy theorist who uses questions to avoid having to back up a claim.

"I'm just asking the question" is a favorite comment from an Askhole.

by Stevovo January 14, 2021

facebook askhole

The one friend on Facebook whose statuses and posts consist only of things such as "Like for a tbh?", "like for a rate?" "At midnight, tell me how you really feel about me?" and so forth.

Lauren: Wow, Nic just posted "like for a rate? 100% honest" for the sixth time today.

Zoe: Ugh, what a Facebook Askhole.

by lozinator February 7, 2014