ARD

ARD strives to uncover the mysteries and threats that terrorize the border daily. ARD works tirelessly to research, document, and learn about infections and anomalies spotted in the AEGIS facility, as well as ensuring the health of individuals in the facility at all times. They are responsible for handling infections such as HC-191-B or CZ-131-A, and researching new ones using our state-of-the-art labs. They are responsible for the marvels in technology, such as the PKSF or numerous documents like the Infection Guidelines.

1. "ARD is responsible for the technologies used by those in AEGIS facilities."
2. "To get into ARD, you must be the rank of Senior Operative or higher."

by AEGIS07 July 29, 2021

Part-arded

Someone who is only partially retarded.

"Life is better when you are only part-arded. It's like being paraplegic versus quadraplegic."

by xanadude313 August 14, 2019

Ard

Saying "word" like you've got a schlong down your throat.

Friend 1: "I'm going to the store."

Friend 2: "Ard."

Friend 1: "Why does it sound like you've got a pecker in your mouth?"

by AbruptNutt April 30, 2020

Ard Fheis

A collection of ball bags with snake attached

An annual meeting of Irish politicians :Ard Fheis

by Irish Nationalist April 5, 2024