definition 1 : something i cant write for shit
definition 2 : something the vice principal would make u write to ur lunch lady recess watcher person for not lining up when she blew the whistle
definition 2 : something the vice principal would make u write to ur lunch lady recess watcher person for not lining up when she blew the whistle
*recess whistle blows*
every 7th grader: *iGnoRE*
vice principal: *aPolOGy lEtTeR*
my letter: "sorry that we didnt line up i was telling everybody to but they dont listen to me "
also me: *not giving 2 fucks*
every 7th grader: *iGnoRE*
vice principal: *aPolOGy lEtTeR*
my letter: "sorry that we didnt line up i was telling everybody to but they dont listen to me "
also me: *not giving 2 fucks*
by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020
Get the apology lettermug. According to Miss Chelly,
When your man F*ck you up and he asks you on a date its called an apology date!
When your man F*ck you up and he asks you on a date its called an apology date!
by Miss Chelly March 8, 2018
Get the apology datemug. Did Tara tell you that Gary sent her apology nudes over snapchat? , I couldn't get over what he said, but he sent me apology nudes, and now everything seems better.
by Txmeless May 13, 2016
Get the apology nudesmug. But he hasn't talked to her in over five years.
Don't worry. He's got a level head on his shoulders. He'll know if she's sincere or if it's a cosmetic apology.
Don't worry. He's got a level head on his shoulders. He'll know if she's sincere or if it's a cosmetic apology.
by Holly Anne Ivy December 5, 2009
Get the cosmetic apologymug. Sean: "Man, my girlfriend really pissed me off last night."
Christ: "Even if it wasn't your fault, give her a hollow apology, that way you can still use her for sex!"
Christ: "Even if it wasn't your fault, give her a hollow apology, that way you can still use her for sex!"
by TornIn2 January 16, 2011
Get the hollow apologymug. When someone makes a cringey or out of pocket post, usually on the social media platform known as “Tiktok”.
by gottakeepaneyeoutforselener March 31, 2021
Get the apology video?mug. 1. A "I'm sorry" that covers all things someone says or does while drunk or otherwise intoxicated.
2. A mass text that gets sent out the morning after blacking out and sending a ton of ridiculous texts and IMs the night before.
2. A mass text that gets sent out the morning after blacking out and sending a ton of ridiculous texts and IMs the night before.
1. "I'm really drunk right now, I'm sorry."
"That's ok I assume a blanket apology for whenever you're drunk."
2. "OMG I'M SO SORRY FOR THE TEXTS/IMs LAST NIGHT GUYS, I WAS SOOOO DRUNK. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER SENDING HALF OF THESE."
"LOL"
"That's ok I assume a blanket apology for whenever you're drunk."
2. "OMG I'M SO SORRY FOR THE TEXTS/IMs LAST NIGHT GUYS, I WAS SOOOO DRUNK. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER SENDING HALF OF THESE."
"LOL"
by LiveXAndXLearn November 23, 2011
Get the Blanket Apologymug.