Antiquing

Verb - Seeking out romantic or sexual partners who are elderly, or of an age significantly older than oneself.

Jenny declined my invitation to go to the college bars tonight--she's probably antiquing at Barnes & Noble again.

by TheGoodKingBroccolli April 12, 2017

very good at antiques

Gay. Homosexual.

As coined by Baroness Knight.

Graham Norton is very good at antiques.

by adabrady June 5, 2013

Antiquing

When you go back to your ex for sex.

When Tiffany dumped Darrin he went right back to antiquing.

by tiff12345 November 19, 2021

Instant Antique

Anything, that was the BOMB when new, but NEVER lived up to the company's expectations.

Video game consoles like the "virtual boy" or the nokia's N-Gage, might be a "good idea" in a parallel universe; but like movies on UMDs, they're only instant antiques here.

by Redsonjaoriginal October 21, 2022

Antique Ladder

When you mount an octogenarian to sexually penetrate them.

“Woah, last night my sister attempted an antique ladder on octogenarian!”

by botcabbage June 20, 2020

Antiquated humour

The type of humour is from people born between 1945-1975. This humour has themes of iPhones, young people having entitlement, how young people don’t understand how books work, and how everyone is addicted to their phones

After my dad made a joke that I’m addicted to my phone, I told him the joke was antiquated humour

by Seth Bluman March 29, 2022

antique fishtank

Pregnant grandma

Did you hear about Ben’s mom?
She got pregnant.
She’s a total antique fishtank now.

by Mrfieldhouse November 9, 2021