Order of Magnitude Analysis

Only slightly less useful than real analysis, order of magnitude analysis (instead of using actual values) only considers what size "ruler" one would choose to measure each thing then compares those "ruler" sizes to assertain whether thing one is huge compared to thing two or vice versa.

By order of magnitude analysis, the scale of an atom is a 1 billion-billion-billion-billionth the scale of the observable universe. So, quite frankly my dear, we astrophysicists don't give a damn!

by LoneVVulf September 17, 2020

Kowalski Analysis

1. Used by Gay people in comment section when they have nothing to comment

2.When a hypothetical thing happens

Greg: That was crazy. Thank God I am an atheist
Kowalski Analysis

by Elderly Bitch October 30, 2018

Analyticord

A shitty google analytics system that kinda doesnt work.

Damn, your software is almost as bad as Analyticord.

by CanYouHandleThisHandle November 5, 2017

Psycho-analytic awareness

A disability affecting some people when they are trying to fall asleep. Psycho-analytic awareness sufferers will focus on any noise (most commonly the television or room mates talking) to the point where they cannot fall asleep. This likely is caused by the individuals unconscious attempts to make sentences and paragraphs out of the words they hear just before sleep. Can often cause sleeplessness and insomnia.

Marie left the television on the Food Network in the living room again last night. I layed away all night listening to it through the wall because of my psycho-analytic awareness.

by Schwinndala August 1, 2010

Kowalski Analysis

Something my retard brother named zunkerduke says all the time

Who is Ceeday, Kowalski Analysis, Irrelevant

by Your Nan's Mom December 9, 2018

analitis

The act of constantly over-analyzing any and every issue you can think of, to the point of total redundancy.

Richard: "So how did you sleep?"
Amber: "Not too well. After you left the analitis kicked in and I was up 'till 4 a.m."
Richard: "Guess they don't make a cream for that, huh?"
Amber: "Nope."

by Ambard April 4, 2006

Most Perfect Girl Analysis

Now what can we take away from this conversation? We have learned that Sally is proven false a lot when she expresses her incorrect opinions such as "You're the cutest" or "I love you most". So silly. When clearly she is the cutest and I love her the most. Imagine smelling to that extent. Like SHEEEEESHHHHH. Another foundational theme in the conversation is that Sally is the most perfect girl. Not only is she the prettiest and hottest but also the funniest and smartest. Therefore she is the Most Perfect Girl and I am the luckiest that I get to date her <3. Another very important message that is portrayed throughout this dialogue is that Sally is the smelliest. Not only does she smell but she reeks. This does not matter though because nothing stands in the way of love. She still smells though. A lot. One time she caused a natural disaster spanning the length of the continental United States. This stench caused widespread famine as it caused entire states to lose their crops. Especially hard his was the Mid-West as a good majority of the states' incomes relies on their agriculture. With farming crippled, the farmers were forced to migrate and become nomads. Anyways back to the point, I am getting side tracked here. Point being, Sally is EXTREMELY smelly.

In conclusion, the most important theme in this conversation is that Sally is the most perfect because she just is and there is nothing anyone can do about it. So I must apologize to every other guy who is dating some girl because your girlfriend kinda sucks compared to Sally since she is the most perfect. But that is ok because Sally sets the bar at infinity at every standard which improves her perfectness (cuteness, intelligence, buffness, etc.) so there is still room to work with. Sally is the Most Perfect Girl.

Marco: Sally is the Most Perfect Girl
Everyone: We agree Sally is the Most Perfect Girl
Marco: Yo I get to date Sally?
Everyone: Yooooo you're so lucky she is so perfect
Marco: I love you Sally <3
Everyone: Thank you for this Most Perfect Girl Analysis!

by Sallyiscute October 4, 2021