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A sexual aid used to gap the rectum or to stimulate the rectal area or if deep enough, the male prostate.
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"On the contrary Jim, we were banging like the shit house door when the plagues in town. Hospital appointment looming and with her voyeuristic ambition, things got really sexy and I coaxed her into an anal rail gun.
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