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Palmer Elmer Stover Syndrome

A syndrome brought on by eating dime store confections.

Symptoms can include fast heart rate and blood pressure drops often referred to as "sugar rush", a waxy build up on the upper teeth and tongue, and a compulsive feeling that an important and toxic ingredient has been left off of the nutritional information label. Many educatiors of young children present with this syndrome during mid February. It is speculated that the cause may be in connection with being exposed to celebratory dime store confections around Valentine's Day.
My kindergarden students brought me so many candy gifts this Valentines Day that now I'm suffering from Palmer Elmer Stover Syndrome.
by debradebbiedeb April 10, 2012
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Elmer Hernandez

The flattest, most rude person on the planet.
See that bicha over there? She's almost as flat as Elmer Hernandez.
by Nuoc Mames March 12, 2014
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Elmer’s Pubes

The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.
Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.
by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 8, 2019
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Elmer Smudge

At the end of sexy-time, put a finger in the booty-hole. That finger is used to draw three whisker's on either side of your partner's nose. The whisker drawer then says "Looks like I caught a wabbit" seductively
It was our anniversary, so Sarah let me do an Elmer Smudge after dinner.
by OkularPatdown173 October 8, 2017
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Elmer

Word used instead of "Swedish Cunt"
by MR.C.B November 28, 2017
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Elmer

A elmer is someone who wants to suck a lot of dick and is always thirsty for more. Also they try to do weird shit with girls in their bedroom. They are very dumb and have most likely to date the stupidest girl in the world. A real elmer turns something simple and trys very hard to turn it into something that will never work out or will end shortly. Yet a real elmer can be cute and attractive, they are stupid and super funny. They love to laugh and joke around and make the people around them happy and force them to smile no matger how much they try not to. OVERALL ALL, REAL ELMERS ARE CUTE, FUNNY, DUMB, STUPID, SLUTS AND MOST LIKELY A BITCH!!!!
Elmer: lets go out
Girl: ok
2 weeks later:
Elmer: this isnt working out
Girl: yea i agree lets break up
Elmer: sure :)
by Doydl6o6dlhclch90 January 18, 2018
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Elmer Fudd lookalike

Someone who looks like Elmer Fudd. But bears an uncanny resemble. Former Australian prime minister Kevin Rudd.
The Elmer Fudd lookalike threw his sandwich down, and got his gun. Shhhh, we go a wunting now!
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019
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