Only in America

A phrase said when something outrageously stupid or idiotic happens in the United States, that normally wouldn't occur anywhere else in the world

Bobby Joe: "Hey, you know the big mac? they just invented one with 16 patties!"
Friend: "Only in America...."

Newspaper reads: U.S Judge sues drycleaners for $54 million for losing his pants
Reader: "Only in America...."

by ohhyeahnenen December 29, 2010

Rare Americans

A banging ass rock band with a horse named Alfred as their mascot.

-Any music recommendations?

-Yeah, yo dumbass should listen to Rare Americans

by 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse March 5, 2021

Radical Americanisation

The spread to the rest of the world, particularly western nations, of the 'look at me' type of social behaviour perpetuated (and often glamourised) on US centrered social media. Examples can include when non US citizens use the American Constitution, FDA rulings, etc as a cornerstone for shaping their views on the internal goings on in their own countries, common crutch relied on by people many would consider 'conspiracy theorists' and others seeking validation through moral superiority.

"It's kind of sad how everyone is unfriending Ludwig" "Yes, his radical Americanisation has made him unbearable to be around. Who cares if the FDA has approved it or not? We live in Germany."

by Kaweka September 6, 2021

Fuck America

What basically every-non-American in the world says when referring to the American imperialist way, capitalist pig and douche consumptionist fat attitude and culture.

Americunt: "Get gud spicy." Or "Should've wasted more money in that cpu of yours".

You: "Fuck America you nasty piglet piece of shit."

American: *In shock and surprise*
"Wh-aaat. Where you from ?"
*Proceeds to report, immediately looking for ways to backstab you*

by HmmkkAmericabooboo May 18, 2019

Native American wannabe

A person (usually white) who wish to be one with the mother earth and pretends to be spiritual but smoking weed and dressing up in racist stereotypes of the media makes out Native Americans to be. Also tries to say they are half Native American.

Native American wannabe: So I found out Im a descent of a Cherokee princess and stuff :DD *wears warbonnets and tell people the Two Wolves story*

Actual Native American: Yeah, no. Theres no royalties in Cherokee tribe and everything youre saying is wrong.

Native American wannabe: /goes on rampage explaining why she/he is right and actual Native is wrong.

by holyfuckmyfishisflying April 5, 2012

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by awiog April 1, 2021

america name

She is the best girl you will ever meet. She is caring and loving towards her friends and family but be warned because she occasionally can get emotional. But either way any guy is lucky to have a girl like her in their life. Someone pretty, cute, hot or whatever you want to describe them as. She is the perfect and most amazing girl out there.

Guy 1: “Hey did you see that cute girl over there?”
Guy 2: “Oh America? Yeah she’s amazing I wish I could have her in my life.”

America name

by Dragon101376 April 22, 2018