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The closest thing you will ever find on this earth to an angel.

The cutest, nicest, and sweetest girl you will ever meet.

One you can depend on when you are down and out and have nowhere to turn.

If you know her then you are one lucky person.

She spreads joy to the world without even trying.

Its what she was created to do.

One can easily see that she is hard working and willfully gives from her heart to help others.

If you are ever with her in a relationship don't ever leave her. She's the best thing that will ever happen to you.

If you do then slap yourself, have your best friend slap you, then have your other best friend slap you too to knock some sense into you.

But if you do leave her and your relationship doesn't end up working out its gonna be tough going from there.

You can try all you want to try and forget her, you can try to go with somebody else, you can never talk to her again, you can move to the other side of the world... But she'll never leave your heart.

And even if you find somebody else out there, they more than likely won't ever make you as happy as she did.

THAT, my friend is something you should take into account here and now... Don't make the same mistake I did, or you will regret it; possibly forever.

ANYWAYS, on to other things... If she is in your life, thank God everyday that you have the opportunity to be with such a wonderful person.
The best person you will ever meet is Alyssa Milan.
by XxThomas HunterxX February 4, 2010
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She's a very nice, kind, and caring person. She could also be pretty shy. If you have her as your girlfriend/ best friend, you are very lucky. Some people don't always understand her, but she has her own imagination
I'm so happy that Alyssa's my best friend
by For my best friend July 26, 2017
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Alyssa is very insecure. a lot of people say she is pretty but she doesn’t believe the comments because she thinks she isn’t pretty. she compares herself to other people and makes herself even more insecure. but when you get to know an alyssa she is very kind and nice. she always finds a way to put relationships before herself. she will go the extra mile for you. Alyssa’s tend to be very lazy. you may ask her to go out and she would say yes and cancel last minute because her show started to get good or she’s just to lazy to get ready and go out. Alyssa is thicc but is very insecure about that too because she thinks that it makes her look fat. But guys fall for her personality and her looks because she is beautiful inside and out. When you get to know an alyssa very well she may tend to be very weird and funny. she may jump around and do weird things and say weird things in a funny tone. overall alyssa is an amazing person to keep close to your heart. she has the best advice and will always be there for you even if she can be a little of a sassy pants sometimes
Guy 1: yo look at alyssa over there

Guy 2: oh she looking hella fine today

Guy1: did you bang yet

Guy 2: i couldn’t even get close to her because she slapped me for asking

Guy 1: Damn let me try
Guy 1: wanna ..
Alyssa: *kicks him in the yk what*
Guy 1&2: WE UNDERSTAND
by YOLO=ya only live once February 27, 2019
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A asian person with hella weird dimples that look like you drilled a hole into them and has a penis and a vagina that shows off how long and thick their dick is but actually a pathetic chode gets huge boner when he sees a person called jay and ejaculates out of the blue with hella ton of cum that fires like a gattling gun and doesnt have the foreskin on her penis
Random person Ew today i saw a girl with a penis and a pussy when we were getting changed in the changing room
Random person 2 i think thats a Alyssa chan
Random person shes so disgusting she always sucks on her own penis and gets it to ejaculate and sucks all the cum dry
Random person 2 ew thats gross as fuck
Random person yea and i heard that she can close off her pussy so fast that it can slice off a penis
by yourshittasstegood November 19, 2019
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A simple but sexy hoe with a hydro flask. She isn't afraid to show her skills in class.
Wow hoodrat alyssa is at it again with the number 'e'
by eelho9 May 29, 2017
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The sweetest, and purest form of pleasure. Sharing her bed is the most potent drug. She'll show you pleasure like you've never known, and bring you to heights that you never knew existed. The moment it's over, you want it again. The longer you go without her, the more you fiend for her.

She is the closest any living being will ever get to heaven.
Once you've had Alyssa, all you want is more.
by Alyssa'sMan May 16, 2019
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the most perfect girl in the world. shes funny, smart, beautiful, shes amazing overall. she’ll give you butterflies every time you see her. if you’re lucky enough to make her your girlfriend never let her go. shes something to keep. you need to treat her the way she deserves to be treated.
Wow, i cant believe I’m going out with Alyssa.
by j_gut57 January 25, 2009
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