Flaming Alpaca Futegebachënschiësser

A second cousin to the VBF and Flaming Poo, zeë Germans use this phrase to describe poo baked in a private place, placed in a bag with Alpaca placentas, lit on fire, and placed on a doorstep. Once doorbell is rung, wild stomping on the Flaming Alpaca Futegebachënschiësser provides amusement and bemusement depending on one's perspective.

When Adam placed the Flaming Alpaca Futegebachënschiësser on Mr. Stanfield's doorstep and saw the look of bemusement followed by wild stomping, he shrieked with a shrill, ear piercing laughter and returned to his cave to plan the next prank.

by ryanholt99 May 8, 2010

alpaca farm

The fucking alpaca farm where i can alpaca this dick in yo ass

Gonna take a bitch to the alpaca farm.

by plumpuding mastet April 21, 2015

Alpacacornus

A mixed breed of Unicorns, an Alpaca, and a Pegasus.

When Suzie couldn't think of what she wanted for her birthday she asked for her three favorite animals. All in one ; Alpacacornus.

by DDroonie July 21, 2011

Alpaca

An animal that (according to Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers) looks something like a fake emu

I prefer alpaca wool over llama wool any day

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

alpacalada

some bold guy who plays roblox

'Wow! That guy is bold!'
'He's such an alpacalada!'

by Urnba February 17, 2023

Alpaca

Alpaca is term that refers to any weapon with a greater destructive force than a shotgun. I.e a rocket launcher or something of that nature.

Example: "Bruh, I got the alpaca now let's fuck shit in grand theft auto."

by Helping deep November 25, 2015

alpaca

A wool bearing llama with big teeth.

Alpaca..........Alpaca you'r bag's in a second if you don't shutup!

by Annaliese May 3, 2005