Alpaca

Is just a lama that spits

This lama spit on me like alpaca

by Me.dudu June 14, 2022

Alpaca hooves

Another term for camel toe or a outline of a vagina
In very tight pants

Wow she has great alpaca hooves

by BDuke 49 March 11, 2023

Alpaca spit

When you're doing dry anal, and you spit snipe the bottom in the mouth from behind

"Dude, I was totally about to cum last night, when he looked back at me and I alpaca spit right into his mouth from behind"

by Spasmonke January 25, 2020

Alpaca Blanket

When you cum on her back, shave your head, throw your shavings on the cum, then spit.

If you alpaca blanket again, I’m leaving.

Are you cold? I can give you an alpaca blanket?

by TheRealFlow November 11, 2022

Alpaca camera to the llama farm!

Cuz I wanna get some photos of said lovely furry critters!

Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca, who?
Alpaca camera to the llama farm!

by QuacksO August 12, 2024

Alpaca day

September 10 national alpaca day

Now say happy alpaca day to hyunjin

by random kpop Stan September 10, 2021

Alpaca Lovers

The smartest people in the world so they always get a big thumbs up.

Me: I am one of the many alpaca lovers.

My mother: wth

by Wifi Goes Die November 20, 2020