Prickly alpaca

An amazing youtuber and artist who deserves all the add money and views she gets

"Do you watch prickly alpaca"

by Ghostbeans March 7, 2022

Goodnight Alpaca

A goodnight alpaca is a night ritual between men. It starts with all of the friends ejaculating into one friends mouth (including himself). Then they all sit in a circle as the friend with the sperm solution kisses his friend to the left giving some of the sperm solution to him. Then that friend kisses the next one and so on until everyone has some in their mouth. The final action is everyone performing a spit take on eachother before they go to sleep.

Mom: "Are you heading to bed soon?"

Me: "Yes, after I do a goodnight alpaca with the boys."

by BoinkTownUSA August 20, 2019

Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.

My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.

by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022

Quiet Alpaca

Ushy bushy in my pussy

Quickly do quiet alpaca

by Shawtybae1212 May 1, 2021

Simple Alpaca

A very strange YouTube channel that uploads tech videos literally every day, 24/7 non-stop. Most of the videos are repetitive and deal with the same theme, such as "{insert old phone here} in {insert current year here}, still worth buying?"

Does a mix of both iPhone and Android videos, but has an obvious Apple bias (he literally called the Pixel 4 an iPhone once). No one knows for sure what drives him to upload such a large volume of videos non-stop, all we know is that he loves us.

Typical videos from Simple Alpaca:
-iOS 16 on iPhone 8!
-iOS 16 on iPhone X!
-iOS 16 on iPhone XR!
-iOS 16 on iPhone XS!
-iOS 16 on iPhone XS Max!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 11!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 11 Pro!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 11 Pro Max!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 12!
-iPhone 5 in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 5S in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6 in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6 Plus in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6S in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6S Plus in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 7 in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
(you get the idea)

Me: *looks at Simple Alpaca's upload history*
Also me: Damn this mans is such a hustler

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 7, 2022

fallabama llama alpaca

When you screw yourself and then laugh and then take off your pants and flick off your snot.

Yesterday i had a fallabama llama alpaca.

by xX 44100 Xx March 18, 2021

bob the alpaca

a god of all destruction, he cannot be stopped

we must pray to bob the alpaca

yes

by BiG pRo_ December 15, 2021