Apocolyptic alpacas

Death metal band formed in linthwaite mad out of children

Me: Yo did you know I'm in a band
Friend: Sick dude, what's the name
Me: Apocolyptic alpacas

by Oscar Leafs November 8, 2025

Alpaca shagger

An eccentric person. Also an uncommon term for Peruvians.

Sheep shagger "Hah thats different"

Alpaca shagger "Well everyone shags sheep!"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 26, 2010

Nasty alpaca

When you cum in your hand and put your semen in your mouth. Then proceed to spit it all over her face.

I gave Karen her first nasty alpaca ever, now she's hooked.

by Noedelkes June 16, 2019

Alpaca

Is just a lama that spits

This lama spit on me like alpaca

by Me.dudu June 14, 2022

Alpaca hooves

Another term for camel toe or a outline of a vagina
In very tight pants

Wow she has great alpaca hooves

by BDuke 49 March 11, 2023

Alpaca

A little prick amongst colossal arseholes.

Be more goat than alpaca.

by TazLondon October 28, 2025

alpaca

an hideous creature that is smaller and more useless than a llama

i saw an alpaca and a llama in a strength contest.no doubt the alpaca lost

by llamaqueenrules November 30, 2019