Alondra

if you ever meet a friend whos name is alondra you should be very thankful you have her in your life. at first when you meet her she has that look that's intimidating and looks like she will hate you but don't get scared just talk to her and be yourself and and she will open up to you and she is the biggest goofball you will ever meet. she has a big heart, she's generous , kind, loyal, she's not fake a fake friend , will stand up for you and she will be there to comfort you , she's very smart, and she will be the sunshine of your life . At first when you meet her you think she's going to be one of your friends who you don't talk to a lot but as you guys talk each day and she becomes like your bestfriend and you will enjoy talking to her every single minute . and if she's every angry at you try to understand her point of view because she's just watching out for you

alondra a amazing and beautiful person

by pepito1109 December 5, 2020

Aloysius Devandander Abercrombie

Actually LONG for Mud, “not short” for Mud, and if you actually ever listened to the Primus song My Name is Mud you’d know that already.

“Call me Aloysius Devandander Abercrombie that’s short for Mud.”
“No, faggot, listen to the song you fucking retard, ‘that’s long for Mud’, not short. Idiot.”

by Lord Asparagus October 7, 2021

Alondra and Luis

The official best couple ever so yeah everyone else sucks 😎😎😎

Alondra and Luis are getting married

by Trashy Boyfriend de Alondra July 3, 2022

aloysihs

A name that can be given to anyone by adding the first letter of their name

Me:hey loysihs, how you doing?
Guy:terrible, I don't have an a :C
me:ok, I'll add an extra A to make you Aloysihs. B
Guy:yayy, now im aloysihs!

by Suhendra May 24, 2023

aloya

1.
the female ruler of an independent state, especially one who inherits the position by right of birth.
synonyms: monarch, sovereign, ruler, head of state; More

She was born to be an aloya

by Lalizz December 29, 2015

Alondra

She’s kind, beautiful, hot, and so much more, Dean is lucky to have her, despite being a bit retarded, she’s amazing

Dean is such a lucky person to have Alondra, he should never let her go.

by Jackielaputaaaa April 22, 2019

Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud

A condition in which the affected person will have a dying urge to read everything they see out loud.

This can become incredibly annoying.

A kid walks into a shop...

Kid: "Ooooh, SCREWDRIVER... Ooooh, PENCIL SHARPENER, Ooooh, THIS SIDE UP..."

Clerk: "Oh, another case of Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud..."

by ~Aphotix~ July 17, 2009