alma boy

a cool nice kid who picks his nose in side out and plays with his memes. also lurks in the dark.

the alma boy is a laddy magnet

by mememememe p00p 369 October 8, 2020

Gorillaz Almanac

A book by virtual band gorillaz, celebrating 20 years since their first album. It features dozens of official art, facts, lore and comics

Me: ah shit bro u wanna read gorillaz almanac
Friend: fuck yeah bro

Me: damn im finna bust a nut from all this beautiful art throughout the years
*Produces children*

by Kaidice December 17, 2020

Alma

The real queen of rap. periodt. Her beauty, talent, vocals, barz, generosity, and kindness will forever amaze us. Long live the queen😍

Alma is the queen of rap and that’s on my menstrual

by almaniac September 9, 2019

almao

Actually Laughing my ass off

person 1: *joke*
person 2: OMG that was really funny! ALMAO

by MUCYOUT April 1, 2009

alma mater

An institution that has ceased to give a flying fuck about you post-graduation but keeps in touch in case you do something they can publicize or make money they can ask for.

My alma mater sent a donation envelope to my shack in the hood.

by FoxBat March 27, 2008

Alman

German people are called Almans (also Potatos) by Turks. Alman means German in Turkish, but is also used as miser (Geier) to describe German people.

Dieser Junge ist ein richtiger alman.

This guy basically asks me for food everyday, but never gives me anything when I don't have food with me. He's such an alman.

by turkishadonis February 28, 2018

Alma

Pretty, somewhat friendly, but so salty that she could replace all the salt in the whole world and have extra to spare.

Alma is so salty today.

by La Gamer A Tuber May 28, 2018