alcohol whisperer

A person, sometimes a trained therapist or addiction counselor, who can cut through an alcoholic’s denial and plant a seed of independence from drinking.

I recall nothing whatsoever that this alcohol whisperer said, but the way that she said it will always hang with me.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019

alcoholy trinity

1. In a pandemic the 3 wholly necessary alcohols are hand-sanitizer, alcohol-wipes, and a good stiff drink.

2. Drinking 3 times a day (Breakfast, Lunch, & Dinner) every day during a pandemic, so the three drinking times miraculously become one, and all the days miraculously become like one day.

3. Three-in-One Bar: Lager, Rum, & holy spirits

Stay safe from the Coronavirus by remembering soap and estrange, no antisocial nearing, keeping social distance, and relying on the alcoholy trinity to make it through your day.

We need to visit a bar with the alcoholy trinity so everyone's prayers are answered, and everyone can drink what they like.

Whoa! After that last Zoom meeting, I'm pretty sure our co-worker Marty has been reverencing the alcoholy trinity for the past 2 months, non-stop. Plus, I'm pretty sure he was wearing a covid mullet.

by NeologianPJG April 16, 2020

Alcohole

A person who behaves like an asshole when he drinks alcohol.

He can be a real alcohole when he goes to a party.

by Fair Unknown July 15, 2020

alcohol abuse

spilling alcohol, as in abusing it by wasting it.

You just spilled my beer all over the floor, that's alcohol abuse.

by caitlin February 25, 2005

Alcoholic

Someone who wakes up with a hangover only to start drinking again, regardless of what they have to do that day.

"Man, my head hurts. I must have had a blast last night. Ah, crap! I have to be at work in 30 min. I'll just grab 2 long-necks and be on my way!" This is a true Alcoholic.

by Hebb December 21, 2009

alcoholify

To incorporate alcohol into something non-alcoholic.

I'm going to alcoholify my Dr. Pepper.

by Vlad2cu March 14, 2006

alcophiliac

One that enjoys the consumption and effects of grandiose amounts of alcohol, but still leads a successful, functional, and happy life, and does not exhibit the dependant characteristics of an alcoholic.

Cecile can outdrink all her friends, and loves the taste of alcohol. She is frequently found partying her ass off while wasted, but knows when to stay sober and get down to business. She is an alcophiliac.

by Amandine foooooooooooood October 30, 2006