Albanian Picnic

An Albanian Picnic is the manliest form of a picnic. It occurs in a mountainous area and includes live music, guns, manly food, and beers. The activity consists of 20-30 men eating manly food, drinking beer, listening to manly live music, while shooting guns in the air. Most of the guns have to be handguns with some rifles and one or two AK-47. The reason being is that if all the guns were AK-47 it would be considered a Terrorist Picnic and if all the guns were rifles then it would be considered a KKK Picnic. When the Albanian Picnic is over, it is customary for all the participants to go home and engage in sexual relations with their wives and or female lovers.

If you search on youtube "Picnic in Albania" you will find a real-life example of an Albanian Picnic.

by Muharrem Bajraktari January 25, 2011

alba

Scots Gaelic name for Scotland.

Can be found in Latin too, meaning "white", or "bright".

Alba, mo dhachaigh, chan urrainn dhomh dhut thighinn... guma tu bhios beò 's gu math gu bràgh.

'S cian nam cian bho dh'fhàg mi Leòdhas, An t-Eilean Sgìtheanach, na beinntean mòra, an Gàidhealtachd, h-uile rud...

by Lorelili March 26, 2005

Albalculus

When someone uses an abacus for calculus.

Dang, doing Albalculus is freaking impossible!

by Jimtopia1 April 4, 2008

Albatrit

Fresh Character. He's a very handsome Guy with a big heart. He takes care of everyone especially his friends and family. He's popular in school.

Albatrit is my best friend.

by Mariel Keller January 4, 2017

Albany Rat

An Albany rat originates from the southern side of the Albany Westfield mall, situated between the event cinemas and the Albany mall food court. The Albany rat typically wears the same dress code when entering the Albany mall premises. This consists of the red Yankees hat, a pouch, crew neck shirt, no sleeve puffa jacket, quatre length dickies pants, and finally the air max 97s. An Albany rat must always pull the finger in photos as well post photos of them smoking on social media. The main cuisine for an Albany rat involves the 6-inch subway and the classic 1$ frozen coke.

I was at the mall with my mate, about to watch Toy Story 4, before we got stepped out by a group of Albany Rats.

by summaomg July 2, 2019

Albanian Flapjack

When you crap your pants and then sit on it

I have an Albanian flapjack crusted to my underwear...

by DarkMage231 March 28, 2019

alba-deprived

when you constantly miss alba and feel that spending one more day without her might be fatal for you

i havent seen her for a few hours and im already feeling alba-deprived

by flowerbromance January 1, 2022