Alaura

Alaura, she’s not like other girls. She’s sees the World very differently. She’s 1 of a kind. Alaura is beautiful yet mysterious.

Have you met Alaura?
No, who’s that?
Bro she’s the coolest chick I’ve ever met!
Wurd?
Yeah bro she’s special, you gotta meet her.

by Smartgirl112 January 11, 2021

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alauni

first of all, a boss ass bitch. a real ass bitch, don’t give a fuck bout a nigga.

omg look she’s so alauni rn, she’s an independent ass bitch

by ganggangwholelotta April 8, 2019

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Portland Alarm Clock

Being awakened by your partner as they begin to preform a sexual act on you.

When your wake up as your partners hand or head moves towards your crotch for a hand job or oral sex

Bill "How was your weekend?"
Charlie "Great, we went in to the city, dinner, movie stayed in awesome hotel. Plus, my wife woke me up with a Portland Alarm Clock Saturday and Sunday.

by Padre Midday March 14, 2011

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crackhead alarm

When you hear someone loudly singing, yelling, or ranting in the middle of the night. This phenomenon is dubbed as "the crackhead alarm" in most urban areas due to the fact that it interrupts your sleep.

Guy 1: Why do you look so tired?
Guy 2: Fuckin' Crackhead alarm went off.

by AcneAndAnthrax October 20, 2014

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Helen Keller Alarm Clock

When someone (usually early in the morning) lets lose a silent but deadly fart. There after the persons partner who is then sleeping soundly in the bed with them, is awoken silently by the horrendous smell and looks up only to find the offender staring blankly back at them.

I was in a deep peaceful sleep when suddenly I was jolted out of my sleep by a terrible odor. I looked up and found that my partner had just given me a Helen Keller Alarm Clock.

by tedman 96 December 6, 2011

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