Airport Shit

A particularly heinous specimen of feces most commonly observed in airports as a result of traveling - specifically, the result of a departure from region-based eating habits and patterns.

Damn, Doug. Next time you need to use the bathroom that badly, don't do it in my house. Walk over to the public library or something to drop an airport shit like that.

Airport Shit by guacablowme October 28, 2020

Airport parfait 

When you put granola in a condom and then ejaculate into it, making a great creamy snack that you can take on the flight

Me and my homie got bricked up on the plane and made each other some airport parfait.

Airport parfait by Jackhagan8 January 13, 2022

airport bum 

Someone who spends a lot of time at the airport. A good thing to be. Airport bums often hang around maintenance shops and flight schools, watching pilots take off and land. They often drink a lot of coffee and read the magazines in the lobby. They may or may not know how to fly. Many fine fliers started out as airport bums.

See airport, ramp rat.

The person sitting at this computer typing this is an airport bum to the first degree. I almost never leave, actually. I even sleep here. But I also fly. It is fun being an airport bum.

airport bum by Athene Airheart May 1, 2004

Airport Tug

To have sex doggy style and then before climax grab the woman's breasts and tug like crazy while yelling "Aircraft Traffic Controller, Do I have permission to land?" and regardless of what she says put your penis on her back and jizz on her neck

Dude doggy style is so last century,the airport tug is where it's at now

Airport Tug by Willie0512 January 15, 2010

airport vultures 

The people that wait for flights on standby, hoping to pay cheap "standby fares."

They diligently scavenge on the misfortunes of others, hoping till the last minute that the poor, paying passengers miss their flight.

We made our flight just in the nick of time. Those nutcases waiting for standby couldn't believe what hit em. Suck it, airport vultures!

airport vultures by halpwr September 27, 2010

Airport Accent

An accent molded by multiple places and difficult to define.

Matt grew up in Scotland and then moved to Australia when he was young so his accent is a bit unique. He has an Airport Accent.

Airport Accent by oopsitsmatt May 8, 2022

airport bum 

A person who feels enjoyment by the combinational sight of tarmac (or grass), a windsack, and most importantly airplanes. This person will spend most of his free time at an aiport. Generally an airport bum will carry around a handheld radio with which he can listen into the airport frequency.

Usually airport bums are of a very healthy nature as they spend most time outside. They enjoy good weather and panaoramic sights of airplanes landing.

Not to be confused with a plane spotter, these are boring people.

Airport bums are relaxing, bright, interesting and attractive people. Who by all means wish they were sitting in every single airplane that takes off and flying over the world.

airport bum by Jan the bum February 9, 2008