African Drive By

An African drive by is similar in form to a traditional drive by, however a few core differences are present; one being the medium used by the assailant(s) as a mode transportation and another being the actual weapon to be discharged. In an African drive by, the assailant will carefully choose a vine, the longer or higher up in the canopy it's fulcrum the more distance between the attacker and the victim after the drive by allowing for easier escape back to ones village or hut, which is ideal, and then swing by the victim(s) while shooting a dart blowgun filled with a village aids victim's semen, causing instant infection, and often times Ebola or sickle cell anemia, which just happened to be in the donor's blood anyway. It was initially thought that African drive bys originated in Ethiopia as a settlement over conflict over food, until historians realized that there was never food in Ethiopia. The roots of the African drive by are still unknown, though many hypothesize that the first African drive by occurred over conflict between tribesman over one killing anothers goat for pride. Premeditation of an African drive by can be characterized by the pounding of the chest, and an indicator of an African drive by in progress is loud yelling, often sounding like "MULU BULU TULU" which roughly translates to "fuck yo couch nigga".

Man, that fool Solomon just killed another one of my goats, I'm about to African drive by this clown.

by JayDh89 June 18, 2010

African-American

1. A person, born on the continent of Africa, who becomes a naturalized citizen of the United States of America.
2. The most commonly misused word, (albeit one deemed politically correct by people afraid to use the words "black" or "colored") describing the black population of the United States of America.

While Taneisha thought she was African-American, she was born right here in Lower Alabama.

by Bad, Bad, Leroy Jones October 10, 2003

African swallow

Non-migratory bird that can carry coconuts as far north as Mercia, that is if they were inclined to do so.

"It could be carried by an African swallow!"

by swallowcarryingacoconut December 18, 2005

African-American

A person who was originally from Africa who has been made a citizen of the United States.

Note: Just because your great-great-great-grandpa was from Africa doesnt make you an African-American

Salif just moved here from Africa.

by sjl October 9, 2004

african lion safari

when a group of suburban, middle-class, white boys travel to the ghetto to purchase drugs.

hey steve, i think we're gonna have to go on an african lion safari.

by anonymous contributer May 2, 2008

African Sky Soccer

The new and less improved version of a game formerly known as basketball

"Hey did you catch that game of african sky soccer last night?"

"Yeah, Kobe and Wade really battled it out like those Somali pirates and the US Navy"

by Big Ole March 11, 2009

African-American

A euphemism for "black" when referring to people. Used by politically correct morons who are afraid to use proper language in fear of offending someone.

Moron: He's African-American right?
Me: No, he's BLACK.

by W August 3, 2004