Afghanitan

When one acquires sun burn that is just on the face, neck, and arms while serving on a military or civilian tour in Afghanistan. See Farmers Tan

I came back from a mission and everyone was laughing at my afghanitan.

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Afghanistache

A type of mustache used by people in Afghanistan, but now the US Military is also starting to equip this type of mustache.

I'm planning to grow an afghanistache.

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1. Of or relating to or characteristic of Afghanistan or its people

2. A native or inhabitant of Afghanistan.

1. Afghanistani food is the best.

2. There are lots of Afghanistani people in Fremont.

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an individual that heavily uses the drug marijuana, but also happens to be from afghanistan or a similar country.

"Muhammad just told us that he was a huge afghanistoner!"

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Sweater-land (afgan=sweater and istan=land)

I went to sweater-land over the weekend

Afganistan by The it July 1, 2005

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A soldiers decreased ability to determine genuinely attractive qualities among women after being deployed to the desert for too long

The sergeant normally wouldn't have given her the time of day, but after 8 months in the sun she was centerfold material by Afghanistandards.

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A cheap knock-off cartoon that was illustrated and aired in Afghanistan

John Chimpo is the best Afghanistanimation show that I've ever seen.

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